Q NOTES # 363

The jerks at Fox News should open their eyes and accept that Joe would be crazy to praise Cheez Doodle (aka Comrade Cherkinoff), who spent practically every day of his so-called precedence (sic) playing golf, serving Putin as a Russian asset, or committing assorted criminal acts. Only people who are deranged, depraved or defective can possibly consider Comrade Cherkinoff anything other than a blemish on America and the worst mistake the nation ever made.

Blowback

Maybe Donny Strunz doesn't understand that flagrantly pissing on the law turns people off, or maybe he just doesn't care. Either way, I hope he keeps it up because it's the shortest path to getting rid of his sorry fat ass.

Added 3:44 PM Saturday: Something that seems obvious to me is that people who were brought into the executive branch by Donny Strunz should be forced to make a hard choice. Do they protect the Strunz at all costs, or do they protect their own asses? Those who can envision life after Donny may have an easier decision if they understand they'll eventually be punished for participating in his coverups.

Buckle up, buttercup.

One of the current tragic realities in the United States is that conservative white Christian men are the victims of more discrimination than any other group in the country. At least they are according to white men who support Donnie Covfefe.

If they believe they have it tough now, they should be thanking god that I'm not in charge of making the rules.

On a semi-related note, my recommendation is that Congress completely ignore Donnie's constant potshots and work out a truly bipartisan budget agreement with the funding for border security outlined by Madam Speaker. Pass the bill, and when Donnie vetoes it, override the veto. Both parties and the nation as a whole will be better off as soon as Donnie becomes irrelevant. If he can't do the job, and he can't be fired, stick him in a goddamned corner someplace.

Sounds good to me.

One of the new House Democrats said they're going to impeach the motherfucker, and predictably, the usual GOP suspects ran to the cameras and microphones to tell us how shocked they are.

I don't believe those assholes understand that millions of Americans have been waiting impatiently to hear someone in Congress say they're going to impeach the motherfucker, using exactly those words. Personally, I'm not the least bit offended.

And while we're on the subject, the same people gasping over Rashida Tlaib's remark have spent the last two years ignoring, making excuses for, or snickering about the stuff that spews out of Donnie's filthy pie hole. So they can go fuck themselves.

One of these is not like the other.

Conservatives in the media and in Congress are warning incoming House Democrats not to impeach Donnie Nacho, based on the GOP experience after they impeached Bill Clinton. I agree that impeaching Donnie should be considered only after the numerous current investigations and legal actions are complete, and not until then.

But there's something else to think about, too. Republicans essentially impeached Clinton for lying about his extramarital affair with a young woman who worked around the office. How many American men thought about that, and imagined themselves in the same situation? If Donnie Nacho is ever impeached, it definitely won't be for doing things a typical American man could picture himself doing.

If Republicans want to draw parallels, Donnie Nacho's case will be more like Tricky Dick Nixon's than Bill Clinton's, and Republicans will be the ones making the tough call.

Nachos! Yummy!

Let's just try to get along, okay?

My rough estimate is that the fucking Republicans have had approximately 158,000 chances to work with Democrats on a bipartisan basis since 1994. Every time an opportunity to cooperate came along, Republicans pissed on it, then soaked it in gasoline and set it on fire, then pissed on it some more.

A Democrat who actually believes it's productive, or even possible, to trust any Republican who promises bipartisan cooperation is probably too gullible to serve in Congress, but evidently there are several in that category in the House.

Here's the fundamental truth to keep in mind as an elected Democrat: Republicans do not solve problems. Republicans create problems for Democrats to solve.

GOP wants us to please calm down?

Obviously, the last thing on earth Republicans want to see is rapidly-growing numbers of extremely pissed-off anti-Trump voters. The main thing that worries them is a high-turnout election that even the Russians can't rig.

Complacent Democrats are part of the reason we're wading around in this shit in the first place. Too many of them got comfortable under Barack Obama, and the Bush 43 years were a fading memory. I'll take enraged Democratic voters over satisfied ones any day.

Juanita Jean on another thing we need to be very pissed off about.

Shunned

The United States will be a better place when anyone who only has a government job thanks to Donnie Ringworm is not allowed to enter public locations like restaurants, theaters, museums, shopping malls, etc. Deporting them to Russia would be even better.

The message "You are not welcome here" should be hammered home 86,400 seconds per day, 604,800 seconds per week.

Update 10:13 AM Tuesday 26 June: Like Yuri Nation himself and everyone else who works for the fat bastard, this one even fucks up her fuck-ups.

The C Word

Hey, you right-wing Donnie-loving assholes! Don't try to compare Samantha Bee to Roseanne Barr. Samantha is funny and intelligent.

No deplorable batted an eye.

We don't get no respect, I tell ya...

According to a story in the Washington Post, people who voted for Donnie Uranus remain loyal to him because they're not getting any respect.

These hopeless assholes are too ignorant to understand they aren't getting any respect mainly because they're still loyal to Donnie Uranus. Want respect, Cletus? Then turn off the TV, wise up, and get a clue for a change.

They cling to Donnie because no one likes them.

No one likes them because they cling to Donnie.

The perfect dilemma.

More @ Hullabaloo

Point at them and laugh...

Most of the things Republicans are doing these days are repulsive, disgraceful, illegal, infuriating, or all of the above. There's one thing they're doing that can be considered funny, and that's coming up with ridiculous excuses for losing elections.

Mommy, Beauregard's telling lies again!

Yeah, let's investigate the mother-grabbin' shit out of everybody who had a position with Donny Ass Pimple's campaign or transition team, especially that Devin Nunes bastard.

The clusterfuck continues.

Paul Manafort, indicted and arrested, has filed a lawsuit against everybody. I hope to experience the joy of knowing he's doing hard prison time before this is all over.

The word being passed around by right-wing media sources like the New York Post and Fox News is that Donnie Diaper's screwed because there are allegedly 11 black members on a 20-member Washington D.C. grand jury that Mueller's using to secure criminal indictments.

Let's talk about emoluments.

The commission that Donnie authorized to make sure no Democrat ever won another election has apparently been scrapped. If true, that's good news. Or maybe not so good, depending on what the criminals in charge come up with as Plan B.

USA Today: How much of the American way of life are Republicans willing to trash to protect Donnie Diaper? Probably all of it.

The Price of Corruption

Tom Price, one of many rotten bastards the so-called precedent (sic) stuck in cabinet positions because he was too lazy and corrupt to choose highly qualified people instead, has resigned amid a scandal involving ripping off taxpayers. I would have preferred to see Price dragged out of his office in chains on his way to serve a life sentence in prison, but this'll have to do for now.

Fuck you, Charlie.

Right-wing columnist Charles Krauthammer is a fucking conservative ghoul who has the ability to spell and punctuate a sentence. I occasionally saw him blab during Fox News round table discussions on election nights... (before I swore off that toxic waste dump for good, around 2012).  

Since Krauthammer's columns are published in the Chronicle, I stumble across them once or twice a month. The Ghoul is one of those right-wingers like David Brooks, who's intelligent enough to be personally disgusted by Donnie TRash dUMP, but not enough to unload on him with both barrels, or stop rationalizing his behavior.

Digby does a nice job at Hullabaloo, ridiculing the Ghoul's argument that Donnie shouldn't be removed from office because it would disillusion his faithful army of mindless zombies.

Krauthammer

More from Digby: Robert Mueller is turning over the rocks to find the nasty stuff beneath them.

More Winning

Congressional Republicans and the so-called precedent (sic) can't stand the idea that we're pointing at them and laughing after their ridiculous attempt to repeal the ACA and replace it with trump care failed on a massive scale. A few are honest enough to admit they don't know shit from shaving cream, but most of them want GOP voters to believe they're still working on this thing and will have a great plan soon. Sad to say, about 80 percent of the morons will fall for it.

These are the things we're forced to put up with when our rules allow assholes to elect other assholes (e.g., the House Freedom Caucus). Or assholes like Trey Gowdy.

Misrepresentation

The crap we're reading about what's happening in these so-called town hall meetings is additional evidence that proves the House of Representatives is full of Republican motherfuckers who only represent the Republicans in their districts who show up to vote for them, then are willing to sit quietly the rest of the time.

Here's Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin, who joins Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah in telling citizens to go fuck themselves.

The P Word comes to mind.

Sometimes it seems like a lot of Republicans in Congress realize the so-called president is driving their bus at 120 mph into a brick wall, and when he crashes through the wall, the bus will drop 4,000 feet into a bottomless lake. They want to do something to slow him down, but they're terrified he'll say mean things about them on Twitter.

To these gutless cowards, the crash, the fall, and sinking into an abyss are preferable to a tweet by a fat old man with a ridiculous hairdo.

Race Issues

Current polls are revealing that the Cheese Doodle's most reliable support comes from white males with no college education. Washington Monthly explains the Republican Party has deliberately courted that demographic group, and as a result, Donald Trump owns the party now.

Added 12:24 PM on 2 August:

Reason number 24,688 to hope Trump is annihilated in the election.

Restroom Breaks

Has there been a sudden dramatic transformation in the population of the United States that makes the potty issue a national crisis, or are the Gross Old People just desperate for a controversy to keep their angst level elevated?

Cheese

The Cheese Prince has laid out the conditions under which he will deign to rule the House of Representatives. This should be entertaining.

The more I think about it, we may be better off in the long run if we let the hardcore right-wing assholes in Congress continue their binge of destruction until an overwhelming majority of voters are puking at the sight of Conservatives Gone Wild.

If I was placing a bet, I'd wager that the so-called establishment Republicans will be around long after the Freedom Caucus types have been expunged. The 'establishment' is what 'conservatives' were until Barack Obama was elected, and the scum of society created the radical Republicanism that's stinking up America like a diaper full of shit today.

The dumb fucks can't get it through their thick skulls that most American voters, probably around 75 percent, are nowhere near as radical as they are.

Added 3:03 PM: The Cheese Prince will either geld this gang of forty maniacs (excellent outcome) or he'll go back to just being the guy who represents a conservative district in Wisconsin (okay too). I sense a can't lose proposition here.