Time To Get Real

Most of the honest, intelligent, patriotic Americans who love our democracy also stay updated regarding the hundreds of reasons Flabby Gabby will be described in American history books as the worst precedent (sic) who has served or will ever serve in the highest office in our government.

We've had most of a decade to observe and evaluate Flabby Gabby and the manner in which he operates because he wants to be recognized as the greatest precedent (sic) ever, rather than the absolute worst one. Let's be honest with ourselves: If there was a single shred of evidence in those documents and investigation records that would prove Flabby Gabby's innocence in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, every page now in storage would be in circulation among the political press organizations. We all understand the records remain hidden from the media since they confirm his guilt rather than establish his innocence.

Flabby is a complete waste of stockyard odor.

Labor Daze

The Labor Day holiday weekend has come and gone, and one of the most hated men in the world didn't make any of his traditional public appearances. This caused a lot of media speculation that Dipshit Donny Doo-Doo Dump is old and is failing in both mental and physical health. The possibility that he might soon leave the position of Porky Punk 47 led to exceptional national happiness for a yearly three-day weekend. 

Why Life in America Sucks

Every year, at least a few thousand young people in America are being penalized after they made wrong choices due to immaturity, inexperience, or incomplete education. 

These situations are irritating because so many wrong choices were made in two of the last three national elections, and as a result, the whole country is under the control of Donnyhoo Snot Pockets, a fat old hog who deliberately makes terrible decisions because he wants the mentally defective segment of the population to believe he's more capable of leadership than he ever has been or ever will be. 

What frosts my butt is that the repulsive fart cutter is allowed to constantly lie, cheat, steal and destroy without ever being exposed as a complete phony and punished for the constant damage to America he's inflicted since January 2017. 

Updated 12:19 PM Sunday 10 August: The President of Ukraine, Zelensky, is vastly superior to Donnyhoo Snot Pockets as a national leader.

Latest Update re: Toad God Insanity

We could be sure this breakup with bad buddy Felon Mush was inevitable, because Toad God Piss Wig's reactions are predictable when another egomaniac moves into his private space as the focus of media attention.

Elmer Mush got the huge public rip-off he came after, and then he couldn't even show the Toad God his appreciation.  

More Sadder Saturday

My five-year old laptop PC died a sudden death last week, and working on its new replacement is fun since I was disconnected from the news for nearly two days, with no way to post opinions here obviously.

A good short article @ AlterNet concerns TRashdUMP's idiotic belief that he can manipulate Vladimir Putin into a peaceful settlement of the war in Ukraine. What the rest of the world (those beyond the grasp of MAGA) sees is Putin telling Fats 47 to drop his pants and bend over.

Monday Mumbling re: BN/GN @ TRashdUMP

Pussident 47A Foggy Fart Sniffer gets failing grades for all of his staffing selections so far, starting with Vance, followed by Bimbo Bondi, Tushi (sic) Gabbard, Punk Pete Hegseth, etc. One of his very worst failures was choosing a shitpoke like Cash (sic) Patel to run the FBI. 

The press is reporting that K. Patel spends more time partying in clubs or honky-tonks than he spends at his FBI headquarters office. That's the bad news. The good news is that the worthless piss-ant usually isn't on the job, constantly fucking stuff up.

Wesdnesday FTS & GFY Message

Okay, let's hear a real loud Aggie yell of support for Harvard University which has responded to Pussident 47A and his capitulation demands with an appropriate refusal to kneel and worship the pig (as various news organizations and law firms have done). 

Several trends are developing which indicate weakening of Porky Dipshit's ability to replace democracy and freedom with his Turd Reich dictatorship plan. Harvard is setting an excellent example by refusing his compliance orders and hopefully, it will encourage an institutional uprising comparable to thousands of violent kicks aimed at his groin.

Porky's a waste of shit who never does anything right. Now he's redecorating the White House in the style of that whorehouse where he resides in Florida. More taxpayer dollars are being flushed down the crapper to satisfy the pig.

Something that really pisses me off is when Porky, the most repulsive pig in American politics during the time I've been an eligible voter, can't resist an urge to refer to a good president as "Crooked Joe Biden." He thinks he's being clever, but it's stupidity because HE'S the habitual criminal who should be serving prison sentences now.

Message from Moscow?

Bozo the Bloated Blob has often claimed that if the 2020 election wasn't stolen from him, he would have prevented the Russian invasion of Ukraine. In 2024, he modified his position a little bit: Since he wasn't given a chance to prevent the war in Ukraine, he would end it in a matter of hours after he took office.

Weeks are turning into months, and the Russians are still bombing Ukraine. Putin's message to Bozo the Bloated Blob is short and to the point - GFY and STFU. 

Added 11:32 AM: Bozo the Bloated Blob will abolish FEMA to save money, but plans to piss away $92,000,000 on an extravagant military parade (like Putin's) to celebrate his 79th birthday. Let's hope this is the last time.

Deep State or Deep Shit?

Judging from most reports, the top priority of the MAGA Monkey Movement is elimination of what they refer to as the Deep State. Actually, "deep state" is just a term several million morons picked up while watching Fox News crap. When ignorant shitasses who voted for The Blob in three consecutive elections say deep state. they're talking about the federal government workforce and many thousands of intelligent, diligent, highly capable civil service employees who manage or administer programs which provide necessary services to Americans, and generally perform their assigned duties efficiently and effectively. 

If The Blob can abolish the federal civil service establishment, the United States will fall apart because highly-trained workers who know what they're doing and how to do it well will be gone, replaced by The Blob's TV reality show version of a fascist regime full of fools and idiots whose only qualification is blind loyalty to The Blob.

Monday Fun (Amateur Hours)

Pete Hegseth, chosen by the hair god to run the Defense Dept. because he looked good doing appearances on Fox News, is a damned amateur as a federal government department head. He needs to be stripped out of Pussydent 47A's cabinet and discarded immediately.

Hair god's Russian envoy, Steve Witkoff, is another fucking amateur. P47A (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) brags that he only hires the best of the best, but the sick fuck probably can't spell best - much less surround himself with them.

Add Leland Dudek, head of the Social Security Administration, to the roster of Donny Dogshit's Dopey Dickheads.

Louis DeJoy isn't technically an amateur as Postmaster General, but when he took charge of the USPS under Pussydent 45, it began an extended period of poor management and shady practices that may have permanently damaged a service many of us still depend upon - in other words, a typical rotten selection by the worst 4-king pussydent ever. Fortunately, DeJoy is finally getting the hell out of town. Can P47A find a replacement who's even worse? Probably can.

When it comes to being a dictator like Vladimir Putin, the hair god is an amateur, but he's playing copycat by repeating every Russian talking point. The Pussydent is a Russian agent.

Random Dialing (Sunday Edition)

 Something I saw online the other day, from one of the Lincoln Project Republicans, is a clear message to Senator Chuck Schumer (paraphrased) --- When you are being congratulated by the damned hair god, El Jumbo Dumbo, you've fucked things up badly.

Here's the deal -- Pussydent 47A is ruining and screwing up so many things, and is seeing so many big chunks of his MAGA support crumbling every week, this should be a perfect opportunity for all congressional Democrat to unite and take advantage of the rapidly changing public mood by attacking Donold Krappo and Felon Muskrat every hour of every day. 

In case there's any doubt, the latest proof that the hair god is crazier than a shithouse rat would be his belief that CNN, MSNBC or any other news organizations that report the truth regarding his law-breaking or any other criticism of his worthless ass are committing the crime of making him look bad and therefore should be prosecuted by the Justice Department. 

Loving To Be In Love

El Jumbo Dumbo hugs himself and sighs about all the things he and Vladimir have experienced together.

In Moscow, Putin shrugs and smiles, then tells the oligarchs gathered around him (speaking in Russian), "That American asshole, he must be queer for my gear." 

Updated 1:19 PM Tuesday: El Jumbo Dumbo is the kind of creep who's never invited to parties, but crashes them anyway, then drops his trousers and takes a dump in the middle of your coffee table. The simple fact is that Dumbo is a worthless slob who visualizes himself as a superhero. Every American with intelligence a bit above average recognized the staged attack by Dumbo and Shady JD against President Zelenskyy in the White House for what it was, and was nauseated by it. Now that most of the world hates his sorry ass, Dumbo is demanding that the injured party make a televised public apology to him. 

Pussydent 1/2 x 47 is still a total waste of shit. He's hoping to let Putin have the Oval Office, while he'll relocate into a renovated White House storage closet.

When the Soviet KGB recruited him as an asset under the code name Krasnov in 1987, El Jumbo Dumbo worked for the Russians secretly. His loyalty to Russia is no longer concealed, because he's proud of himself.

Jumbo Dumbo pretends to be a tough mob boss with his tariff threats, but as soon as everything backfires on him and the U.S. economy destabilizes, he earns the title Pussydent again. All big talk and chickenshit.

The Flip Side

Donhole Diarrhea will also be referred to as C.D.S. Hole in the future. Think about it.

(Bonus hint: Say it as fast as you can ten times)

We should hope that the next time a round is fired at C.D.S. Hole's head, it doesn't end up killing an innocent bystander instead. The first time was a tragic missed opportunity.

Moscow Mitch McConnell has been responsible for too damned much damage, going all the way back to Barack Obama's administration. If Hell is a real place, a spot's being saved for his arrival. What Mitch needs is a sincere act of atonement. If he organized and led a cohesive group of 6-8 traditional Republicans willing to cooperate with Senate Democrats, the Lame Duck's evil agenda could be overturned in Congress. 

There's some discussion at the liberal alternate media sites that CDS Hole wants to increase his power as Poozydent by battering the corporate mainstream media (CMM) with lawsuit threats, thus intimidating them. During the miserable Asshole 45 term, the media should have realized that CDS Hole is always bluffing when he tries scaring everybody. The best defense CMM organizations can conduct is relentless accurate coverage of everything Asshole 47 is doing that diminishes USA and strengthens Russia.

It's almost impossible to understand how millions of voters fooled themselves into believing four more years of CDS Hole would make life better than it's been with Joe in the White House. It won't take very much of Asshole 47 on his insane power trip until FAFO reality takes hold and most people accept that Asshole 47 is even worse than Asshole 45 ever was.