Just Killing Time

It's time to retire MAGA since there's no longer any Greatness.

I'm ready to dump MAGA and introduce MASH, for Making Another Shit Hole.

Added Monday 26 May 3:56 PM:  The POTUS is just another POS, not a real POTUS. He's starting to get snotty, criticizing Putin and calling him "crazy." This isn't behavior that Putin should tolerate, coming from an ignorant mental case. Maybe he should send over some people to set things straight.

There are clear indications that the MAGA movement is finally disintegrating.

Loving To Be In Love

El Jumbo Dumbo hugs himself and sighs about all the things he and Vladimir have experienced together.

In Moscow, Putin shrugs and smiles, then tells the oligarchs gathered around him (speaking in Russian), "That American asshole, he must be queer for my gear." 

Updated 1:19 PM Tuesday: El Jumbo Dumbo is the kind of creep who's never invited to parties, but crashes them anyway, then drops his trousers and takes a dump in the middle of your coffee table. The simple fact is that Dumbo is a worthless slob who visualizes himself as a superhero. Every American with intelligence a bit above average recognized the staged attack by Dumbo and Shady JD against President Zelenskyy in the White House for what it was, and was nauseated by it. Now that most of the world hates his sorry ass, Dumbo is demanding that the injured party make a televised public apology to him. 

Pussydent 1/2 x 47 is still a total waste of shit. He's hoping to let Putin have the Oval Office, while he'll relocate into a renovated White House storage closet.

When the Soviet KGB recruited him as an asset under the code name Krasnov in 1987, El Jumbo Dumbo worked for the Russians secretly. His loyalty to Russia is no longer concealed, because he's proud of himself.

Jumbo Dumbo pretends to be a tough mob boss with his tariff threats, but as soon as everything backfires on him and the U.S. economy destabilizes, he earns the title Pussydent again. All big talk and chickenshit.

Crossing Over Jordan (Again)

Gym Jordan is definitely one of the ten rottenest MAGA Muppets in Congress, so anything exposing him is welcomed news. The latest reports are that Russian intelligence agents fed a lot of false information about financial crimes committed by Joe and Hunter Biden to an FBI informant named Alexander Smirnov, and that the bogus Russian accusations Smirnov then relayed to the FBI eventually became the "evidence" used by James Comer and Gym Jordan to justify their attempted impeachment of Joe for financial corruption (bribery).

Another note that interested me today: Donnie Dunce urgently wants Nikki Haley to officially withdraw from the race for the MAGA Moron nomination because (a) he can't afford to prolong a competitive campaign, and (b) Nikki has gotten very mean with her criticism of him. Dunce announced that anyone donating money to her campaign will be permanently banned from the MAGA camp. What a fucking tool.

Here's how much Dunce's threat to stop associating with them has discouraged Nikki's supporters: She's still bringing in significant campaign contributions since her supporters have had enough of Dunce's crap.

The Putin Wing

It's worth paying attention when Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney speak out these days because both of them are warning us about dangers that lie ahead, and we need to be listening to them.

Think about this: Vladimir Putin and many of the MAGA Monkeys in Congress are in total agreement when it comes to the idea of punishing the waste of shit for the crimes he's committed. Empty Greene and the House Freedom Caucus are essentially the Putin fan club in Washington.

Q NOTES # 953: Loyalty

It's been obvious from the beginning that Waste of Shit #1 has pledged much more allegiance to Vladimir Putin and Russia than to the United States. His entire single term as precedent (sic) was devoted to the advancement of Putin's foreign policy agenda, which largely revolved around diminishing American strength and international prestige and destabilizing American democracy. The long-range Russian goal has been to destroy the United States from within, and putting a corrupt, incompetent psychopath in the White House was a crucial step in achieving that goal.

Therefore, it's not surprising that Waste of Shit #1 will blame the U.S. if Putin uses nuclear weapons in Ukraine, or that most of his MAGA Monkey followers are now primarily loyal to Russia.

Did Clearance Sale Thomas just ride to Lindsey (Fruit Dumpling) Graham's rescue? Sure does look that way.

Q NOTES # 802: Mumbling About Chickenshit

 Gym Jordan parades around Washington, posing as a tough guy who takes no crap from anybody. The truth is that Gym is just another chickenshit, like Donny Phlunk. If he was half the man he pretends to be, he'd comply with the committee subpoena, appear as directed, and testify honestly about his participation in seditious activities. Walk the walk for a change.

Over the past few years, we learned that Russian money funds the NRA, and the NRA funds the Trumplickan party. This country has some serious work ahead of it, getting this fucking mess cleaned up.

Q NOTES # 731: Hip Hip Hooray, Hypocrites

Their names are not as well-known as Empty Greene's and Bim Boebert's, but Elise Stefanik and Steve Scalise are just as rotten as any of the worst TrumpunKKKs in Congress. Considering the leaders of their party, Vladimir Pootin and Donald Pukepuddle, are enemies of Ukraine, and most Americans consider enemies of Ukraine to be enemies of the United States, the only option for worthless vermin like Stefanik and Scalise is to blame Ukraine's problems on Joe.

Some asshole named Peter Schiff needs to find a serious problem to fret about.  

Q NOTES # 724: No Limits

From what I've been reading today, it appears the Russian invaders are directing virtually all of their firepower at Ukraine civilian population targets (schools, hospitals, etc) rather than purely military targets. This is perceived as Putin's last-ditch effort to break the spirit of the Ukrainian people once and for all.

I'm waiting to see how Trumpunklicans react to this situation. Will they harshly condemn Putin, mildly criticize him, endorse him, or look the other way (an avoidance technique most of them have mastered)? How hard will the press go after Pisspuddle on the issue?

Lard Ass is not the victim here.

The big question that is not being answered is this:

WHY DID THE FBI OPEN A COUNTERINTELLIGENCE INVESTIGATION OF DONALD TRUMP IN THE FIRST PLACE?

What was happening in early 2016 that made the FBI believe this was necessary?

The fat worthless motherfucker is not now, and never has been, a victim. 

File for future reference

File this under the heading Suspicious Activity, Probably Treasonous.

File this under the heading Collateral Damage-Deserved.

File this under the heading Can't Quit Soon Enough.

Drip, drip, drip...

I think the steady drip of TV discussion indicates the ugly facts of Donnie's conspiracy with Russia to steal the 2016 election are being acknowledged by the media and shared with the public. The elements of solid news reporting are finally taking shape: We know (or are learning) the Who, What, When, Where, Why and How of this story.

So many people are telling so many lies because the truth is so bad? Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable explanation.

Monday's cartoon

This is what's meant by hiding in plain sight.

It will be helpful to remember that for many Americans, the New York Times report that came out on Friday 11 January 2019 is probably comparable to the Washington Post stories that came out in 1972 about burglars being arrested after breaking into the Watergate headquarters of the DNC. For a lot of people, this may be the first time they've had to give some serious thought to what Donny Nacho and the Russians have been working on together since the late 80's or early 90's.

Is the Asshole also the Asset?

The Washington Post with 18 reasons Donald could be a Russian asset

Rafael Ted Cruz believes conservative redneck assholes in Texas are typical of all Americans everywhere. His fan club members aren't interested in whether or not Donald is working for the Russians? 

After Xmas

From now on, I'm using the word "trump" as a slang term for a fool who wipes his butt with his bare hand, then licks his fingers clean.

AlterNet reports that Donald the trump made an unexpected trip to Iraq to cheer up the troops, but as usual, turned it into another pep rally for himself. Complete with autographed red MAGA caps. With the trump, everything is eventually exposed as just another one of his reality TV stunts.

Also at AlterNet, a concise summary of how and why the Russians were able to buy the trump for their own future use.

Fatso thinks jacket makes him look butch

Can't have one without the others

The R in NRA could stand for Rifle, or Russian, or Republican.

More at Vanity Fair

Traitors

The reasons America needs the House of Representatives controlled by Democrats are too numerous to list right now, but one that's near the top is that a worthless asshole like Devin Nunes should never have been in charge of any House committee in the first place. Solitary confinement in a federal prison should be his next destination.

Exposed Asset

It's good to see signs that "Russian mafia" and "money laundering" are finally being linked to Donnie Jack Thump in mainstream media sources like Newsweek.

Change of Ownership

Since the GOP is unquestionably the party of Huge Orange Hemorrhoid, it means Putin and Russia now control one of the two major political parties in the United States for all practical purposes.

Republican voters who support Huge Orange Hemorrhoid are so damned stupid, they think he's putting AMERICA first.

Tom Sullivan @ Hullabaloo outlines how Putin will manipulate Huge Orange. Because the so-called Prezdint (sic) is a mental case with serious psychological problems, playing him for a fool is easier than taking candy from a preschooler... particularly for someone with Putin's professional background.

Puppet

People in this country need to come to grips with reality: The so-called prezdint (sic) is under Russian control and is using the power of the office to carry out Putin's agenda. The only thing still to be nailed down is which specific levers Putin is pulling to make his puppet dance, and Robert Mueller's team is working on that.

Cutting to the chase: Donnie and the people he brought with him need to be publicly classified as Russian agents until they prove they aren't, and I don't think they can.

The mainstream media ignoring those flashing red lights and sirens because they don't want to believe it's possible? That won't cut it anymore.

Digby @ Hullabaloo has more.

We need more of this.

Someone who speaks with authority on the subject just ripped the evangelunical Trumpettes a new hole. I'm glad to see it.

Daily Kos: A very good summary of the crimes involving the Golden Shithole. The obstruction IS the collusion.