Sundazed Odds & Ends

I spent fewer hours than usual this week trying to find some positive news on the liberal web pages, and it's been scarce. This morning, I made another dumpster dive and found reports on a few things that caused some smiles:

• The election interference/hush money case in Manhattan is ahead of schedule since the jury selection process has been completed much more rapidly than the media had been predicting. Now that the trial will begin soon, the pressure on Mongo Krappo is apparently extremely intense (which could maybe have an effect on his physical health?)
• It's becoming obvious that Krappo's $175,000,000 appeal bond in the New York financial fraud case is probably bogus. 
• Mike Johnson, the current House Speaker, has been a worthless MAGA Magoo during his tenure in the position, but he's finally done something good: He sent Krappo and suspected Drag Queen Empty Greene (now aka Moscow Marjorie) a hard GFY message by getting $60.8 billion in assistance for Ukraine in one of several important bills passed in the House.
• Mongo Krappo's Save America PAC has been virtually wiped out after it was used to fund about $60,000,000 in legal expenses. Meanwhile Joe is rollin' in dough.

Bench Splinters

Don Old Cheez Doodles is making it unquestionably clear that Judge Aileen (Loose) Cannon, whom he appointed to her current position, is required to make absolutely certain that he will be acquitted if the stolen documents case ever reaches the trial stage. Aileen isn't doing anything to change the impression that she's been bought and paid for by Cheez Doodles, so the remaining issue is whether Good Guy Jack Smith can get an appeal before the 11th Circuit Court before Cannon fucks everything up permanently. 

The giveaway? Loose Cannon is obviously the least capable of the judges who have heard or will eventually hear the numerous cases against Cheez Doodles, but she's the ONLY one in that group he describes as highly respected. He must be convinced that the fix is in effect now.

BTW, Cheez Doodles are those crispy snacks that look like little orange dog turds.

More Midweek Mumbling

 So far this week has been a jumble of good stuff and not so good stuff.

• Because he never reaches the lowest depths, Don Old is now involved in a fresh scam that we could have seen coming. He's selling "Make America Pray Again" bibles (the only ones he personally endorses) for $60.00 apiece online. In Don Old's world, gullible right-wing evangelunatics are a key source of endless EZ money. 
• By the way, these special bibles include copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance. So, making Americans pray again is an accurate description of the product's purpose.
  
• Marilyn Lands, the Democratic candidate, won a House seat in the Alabama legislature in a special election landslide on the strength of her abortion-rights position. 
• Texas AG Kenny Paxton escaped impeachment, and has now made a deal that will let him avoid being tried as a felon. This is some of the not so good stuff. 
• He's the last organism on earth that should be trying to do it, but now he's comparing himself to Jesus. Sick, sick, sick.
• Remember the name Nick Fuentes and what he's advocating. He and those who follow him deserve annihilation before they attain the level of power they're after.
• Don Old Demented Dookiebird is pitching another boring truth (not) social (not) temper tantrums, this time in a feeble assault against NBC for shoving Ronna McDaniel out the door less than a week after escorting her in. The Demented Dookiebird's eruption proves that cutting McDaniel loose was the wisest move for the network.
  

Saturdazed Again

The best news of the week came yesterday, when Fani Willis was cleared by Judge McAfee for takeoff in the Fulton County RICO case.

I read a clip at one of the liberal webpages discussing the things Don Old Duhmp is good at, and concluding that he's a master con artist. I suspect his ability to fleece his followers out of their dough is at least as much about the incredible stupidity of MAGA Mental Defectives as any special skill of Duhmp's.

On the subject of mental defectives, Greg Abutt has managed to waste roughly $150,000,000 of Texas tax revenue on bus transportation expenses associated with his immigrant relocation stunt. If mental defectives weren't a voting majority in this shithole, Abutt would be looking for work now.

It seems like mentally-defective Americans resent the hell out of people who are intelligent and well-informed. They love the Waste of Shit because he doesn't ever make them feel inferior.

Joe at The SOTU Show

I didn't want to jinx the deal for Joe, so I didn't watch any of his State of the Union address to Congress last night. Things worked out just the way I hoped they would, and the media feedback on Joe's presentation includes descriptive terms like strong, aggressive, energetic, forceful, and effective. From the reports I've read, Joe was prepared to face off against any MAGA ass-wipes, like Empty Greene, who wanted to test his patience, and was nothing like the feeble, confused old geezer the pro-Porky Prick New York Times has been leading Americans to expect.

And MAGA? Hell, they finally had nothing. And predictably, Porky Prick isn't taking Joe's success well.

When Ronny Met Donny

When he was the White House doctor, Ronny Jackson raved about Donny Dullard's amazing good health. Now he's Rep. Ronny of Texas. Those two things alone make him a useless asshole. But there are more reasons to despise him emerging.