Seditious Conspiracy, Insurrection, etc.

Now that right-wing militia leaders are being arrested on charges of seditious conspiracy, there's a lot of internet discussion about how far up the food chain (or chain of command) this line of investigation will proceed. It's pretty clear to me: Donnie Pudd is completely responsible for and directly involved in every activity or event that would NOT have occurred if he had quietly conceded defeat and graciously initiated the peaceful transfer of power as soon as Joe was declared the winner of the election last November. This ain't rocket science. 

Did the Oaf Keepers get involved in the 1/6 conspiracy because they expected Donnie Pudd would mobilize them as a militia, authorized by the Insurrection Act? That's what the head honcho's lawyer is claiming on CNN.

@ Daily Kos, a nice chronology of the steps in the seditious conspiracy, convenient and easy-to-use for future reference. This has apparently been constructed from information already in the public domain. 

Trio of trump lumps on standby status

Q NOTES # 511: Short Cuts 29

Former guy Donny Pustule planted land mines and booby traps throughout the federal government during his four years, and one of the deadliest is Louis DeJoy, whose job is apparently to run the postal service for personal profit, or destroy it altogether. Apparently, once a postmaster general is appointed, even one as incompetent and corrupt as DeJoy, it's damned near impossible to get rid of his worthless ass. There are supposedly other investigations and lawsuits underway that may facilitate his removal. In the meantime, prepare to pay more to get slower service. Joe's done as much as he's allowed by law to do.

This is bad Louis. There is no good Louis.

Washington Monthly @ why we may have to choose between making the liberal side of the Democratic Party happy or saving the country for a few years longer.

Adding to Donny Pustule's legal problems, former acting USAG Jeffrey Rosen spent seven hours voluntarily testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, presumably spilling the dirt on Cheezy's determined effort to overturn the election. There must be some criminal activity in there that can be added to the list of prosecutions. The asshole left his fingerprints and DNA all over the damn scene.

Occasionally a helping hand comes from an unlikely place. 

This Mike Lindell character is the textbook example of a pathetic loser who chugs the red Kool-Aid from a two-gallon bucket. Does anyone have credible evidence that he's actually persuading sane people to believe he's dealing in hard facts?

If the small army of mentally defective domestic terrorists who were responsible for the 1/6 attack really show up for the 'huge' event planned for 9/18, they need to be greeted by law enforcement officers in overwhelming numbers, and crushed like cockroaches if they even try to start acting out.

To fully understand people who are still devoted to the former guy, it's necessary to understand how ignorance differs from stupidity, and why it may be possible to deal with the ignorant ones - while the stupid ones are probably lost causes.

There's always that two percent who never get the word.

Q Notes, Day 128

Trumpty Dumpty spends five months convincing his army of brain-dead zombies that wearing face masks is a liberal conspiracy to steal their freedom. Then, out of nowhere, this tweet appears. Those popping noises you hear are the sound of MAGA heads exploding, and that stench is the smell of desperation coming off the Trumpster (who, incidentally, is the LEAST patriotic asshole on the continent).

Sarah Hucklebunk Sanders, long ago removed from her White House gig, will still try to bullshit us to death with ridiculous lies about Trumpty Dumpty.

The (R) people won't be satisfied until everybody else is as miserable and mistreated as they believe they are. As the most abused and unfairly-treated precedent (sic) ever, Trumpty Dumpty is perfectly suited to lead those losers.

Hit the deck! He'll be flying solo!

Now that Fox News has officially endorsed the mask stunt (above) as Trumpty Dumpty asserting leadership, I don't want to see any more redneck assholes roaming around w/o masks in Walmart like the three I saw yesterday. That trio looked like they may have been headed to a MAGA rally, and every other person I saw, including kids, was masked.

I'm in my 19th week of living in some degree of quarantine, there have been nearly 3.9 million confirmed cases of CV-19 in the U.S. with more than 134,000 dead so far. This afternoon, Trumpty Dumpty told the TV cameras that his admenstruation (sic) has begun work on a strategy to get things under control. Yeah, right. Anybody buying that shit?

 

Clone

Is British PM Boris Johnson a clone of Donnie Stink Eye or what?

They even look like each other.

Golf course hazard

I think this shot is called "The Essence of Donny"

Sweet treat? Naah...

While I was out walking this afternoon, I realized that Donnie TRashdUMP reminds me of a big piece of candy corn.

Grabbing a little P---- ?

What's going on with THIS shit??

I keep trying to imagine any comparison in which Donnie Turnip really would be the lesser of two evils, and I'm thinking Donnie vs Mike Pence might qualify.

Did she know where that hand had been when she touched it?

Paraphrasing one I found @ DU: If thoughts and prayers really worked, Donnie Velveeta would already be in prison.

Another one that's circulating on the Internet.

Bulletin: It has been confirmed that Hillary Clinton met with a secret Russian agent during the 2016 presidential election campaign.

Hush Money

We should all have generous friends like Michael Cohen.

Here's a good one. One of the few women who've never been mauled by Donnie Dump poses with a portrait of Donnie as he personally imagines himself to be:

In his freakin' dreams

They are who they are.

The toothpaste, as they say, is out of the tube now.

Pence rushes home. "Count me in, boss." Considering his sneaky ambition, he can't afford to alienate the white supremacy zombies.

Nobody wants to play with him, so Donny cancels the game. Or maybe the game cancelled him.

J.K. Rowling says the good news after Donny's rant yesterday is that his followers can no longer pretend they don't know who or what he is.

Washington Monthly: Where do Republicans go from here? The cable news talk shows can't find Republicans willing to appear and defend Donny on the air.

At least Steve Bannon is happy today.

Charlottesville

Finally, it's completely clear what Donny Covfefe and his most devoted supporters were talking about when they promised to make America great again. The greatness they have in mind isn't what most people expected it would be. 

Until they do anything that proves otherwise, this is what the Republican Party is. The GOP owns Donny and his Nazis, or maybe it's the other way around.

Little-known fact

If you turn Donald Duck upside down, you get Donald Fuck.

The winning... f'god sake, make it stop!

The first thing that made me laugh out loud today:

What the so-called precedent (sic) calls winning is what Americans capable of rational thought call "Being buried alive in 14,000 tons of fresh dog shit." We're already sick and tired of winning, and we don't want any more.

Power Plays

Porky Pootin' has announced that he wants to display his military strength by having his troops parading in the streets. I think he picked up the idea in a meeting with his boss.

Fail Update 20 December

Newter is saying that the rules should be changed to conform to Porky Prick. Wrong, wrong, wrong, motherfucker. Porky needs to be changed to conform to the rules.

These fat assholes believe that if they do it gradually enough, they can transform the United States into a right-wing dictatorship and no one will notice.

Neo-Nazis, etc.

One of the few interesting things about having degenerate sociopaths running the country is the opportunity to place bets on how long it will take traditional Republicans like McConnell, McCain, Hatch, Graham, etc. to get tired of being bundled with neo-Nazis, the KKK, and other white supremacy groups and rebel against the fuhrer. Is there a shred of human decency left in any of them? I have my doubts.

We already know it doesn't bother Porky, because he loves the sound of "Hail Trump." Being adored is the only thing that rotten motherfucker cares about. I won't be surprised to see him change the American flag to this:

The people's choice

Weeks before inauguration, Porky already holds the title of UNDISPUTED WORST MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT EVER. This asshole makes Bush 43 look like Teddy Roosevelt.

Porky is the people's choice, if by "people" we mean the coveralls mandatory / shirts optional red state voters.

Deplorables

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The photographs below illustrate what she was referring to when Mrs Clinton mentioned a basket of deplorables. Agent Orange controls at least 99 percent of the American white trash vote.

Updated 12 October: There are women who attend Agent Orange's campaign events. Therefore, he concludes that he is popular among women voters.

It takes a particular kind of woman to be a conservative Republican voting for Trump.

That's debatable.

The performance of the Republican candidate at tonight's debate would have been cringe-worthy if he'd been anyone other than Donald Trump. What would otherwise have been painfully embarrassing to watch was comical and deeply satisfying instead.

The big question now is "How do educated people rationalize their vote for this person?"

Subliminal Messages?

Every time I see a picture of Dump, I get a sudden craving for a bowl of nacho cheese dip.