There was a time not long ago when Rudy Kaputie was in the news every day, or at least five times per week. More recently, he dropped out of sight and life improved slightly. Good things never last long enough, and now the snot wad is back. A woman named Noelle Dunphy who Rudy hired as a "business associate" is suing him for sexual assault, and descriptions of what occurred read like one of those mass market paperbacks adult bookstores used to sell. Noelle is also said to have lots of recordings of Rudy doing his porn star routine, so it should be easy to ruin him in court.
Making this situation even more disgusting than Rudy's orgasms is Noelle's allegation that Rudy and the waste of shit developed a scheme to sell pardons to wealthy supplicants for two million bucks a pop, which the pair would split 50/50. It would be sweet if there's some proof this happened once or twice.
