Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Making Excuses

Soon after the 2016 election, I couldn't type his given name without needing to vomit, so I began to insert some insulting alternatives instead. Now that former guy Sicko Stinko is planning to use "The dog ate my homework" excuses as his trial defense, I expect I'll start referring to him as Mr. Misfortune.

He's crazier than a shithouse rat.

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