Saturday, August 20, 2022

Q NOTES # 888: Saturday Slop Jar

I've reached a stage where very little, almost none, of my information intake comes from cable news channels. When there's something on TV I think I need to see, like the House Select Committee J6 hearings, I rely on MSNBC exclusively for coverage. I never watched Fox, and I gave up on CNN years ago. I won't be returning to CNN again since the current CEO has committed to making the network a warmer, friendlier place for Trumplickan assholes. 

FTS. Trumplickans are completely predictable, and none of them will ever say anything I need to hear.

The only thing any Trumplickan could say that I'd want to hear would be something like, "Your honor, I plead guilty as charged on all counts."

Added 3:17 PM: There are Trumplickans running for office in November who are apparently trying to avoid binding themselves too tightly to Donald Adormi. This is possibly a reaction to the current thinking: They'll win an election that's a referendum on Joe, but lose one that's a referendum on the waste of shit. 

Some of these worthless goobers test an approach in which they allegedly love his policies without mentioning loving the man. Meanwhile, in the part of America where sanity and reason still exist, it's understood that the waste of shit really isn't about policies; he's about ego gratification, raising piles of donated money, and entertaining his fan club on TV and social media. 

[His "policies" were anything Moscow Mitch or Stephen Miller handed him for his unique signature. Oh yeah, also that noise about building a border wall that Mexico would pay for in full--]

Another platter of chicken-fried dog turds drenched in rat piss gravy being passed around among right-wing TV chatterboxes is the belief that Donald Adormi can win the 2024 nomination from his prison cell. I think the rest of the fantasy is that he'll be released as soon as he wins to take his rightful place in the White House, probably for the rest of his life. I wonder if discussion of this sort is a morale booster for the waste of shit.

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