Monday, November 16, 2020

Q NOTES, DAY 246: Stalling

Maybe his underlings could explain to Cheez Doodle that he still gets to be the so-called precedent (sic) until January 20th even if he concedes, but he has to leave on that day whether he concedes or not. Maybe we're making this stuff too complicated for him.

In a better America, it couldn't possibly have happened, but more people voted for Cheez Doodle in 2020 than in 2016. He still lost the popular vote (by a larger margin), but this time he also lost the EC vote. That means he lost, but we're still supposed to give a rat's ass about what his voters think? Not in my house, we don't.

Maybe Cheezy's afraid to allow the transition to begin because he thinks it would weaken his case in court. In the real world, those lawsuits are going to be dismissed as frivolous wastes of time anyway, dude. Putting Rudy Tootie in charge proves you aren't serious.

Another company, Moderna, is reporting a promising new vaccine for COVID-19. Predictably, Cheez Doodle wants recognition for something that happened in spite of him, not because of him. Remember, this asshole is the guy who told everybody COVID would soon go away on its own. 

The (R) people begin to ponder the age-old question: Is it possible to have trumpism without trump himself? 

What exactly did Cheez Doodle stand for anyway, other than self-aggrandizement, self-enrichment, implementing Putin's agenda for the United States, and making Nazis and white power militias bold enough to proudly march in the streets? 

For four years, the (R) party has been composed of two groups. Group A consists of millions of voters (mostly white people with high school educations) who are devoted to Cheez Doodle as an individual, and Group B consists of right-wing politicians at all levels who are terrified of the voters in Group A. Can the cult members in Group A remain cohesive without their leader dominating the news 24 hours a day, or will they eventually disperse? It goes without saying that COVID-19 will claim many of them, since they're just asking for it.

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