Monday, November 9, 2020

Q NOTES, DAY 239: Still Counting

Cheez Whiz understands that five minutes after he graciously concedes, he's completely irrelevant as a TV personality.

So, desperately trying to remain the focal point of media attention, Cheezy's making sure a lot of crap which will offend or frighten normal Americans gets reported. First of all, he wants it clearly understood that he'll do anything he can to eliminate the possibility of a relatively smooth transition. He's also made sure everyone knows he'll continue holding campaign rallies indefinitely. I suppose he'll claim these are his "me-first" dive into the race for the 2024 (R) nomination (which he'll use to sucker his zombie followers into donating money to him). 

He still has Rudy Tootie appearing on TV to make ridiculous claims like the one about ten states being stolen by Joe. And he's still claiming credit for things that happened in spite of him, not because of him.

And in the ultimate display of spoiled brat petulance, he'll be firing a bunch of people who would be out of work in 74 days anyway.

Meanwhile, Joe & Kamala are still ahead in both Arizona and Georgia.

Theological question: If God chose Cheezy, as many of his fans believe, does this mean that God changed his mind, or does it mean Joe beat God? 

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