Sunday, October 4, 2020

Q. Notes, Day 203

Okay, this whole deal looks hinky to me. The reports from White House staff and Walter Reed medical staff are too inconsistent. Cheez Whiz posts a tweet that he's tested + for the virus around midnight on Thursday, and by Sunday afternoon, he's already experienced the worst part of the sickness and should be back at the White House by Monday. At his age, and as fat as he is? Sorry, I ain't buying it. 

I was almost ready to swallow the "He really is infected with the microbes from hell" line, but now? Not so fast, amigo.

The really important news is that a major poll now has Biden ahead of Cheezy by 14 points, and that Texas AG Ken Paxton may be in deep shit (again).

They're photographing him signing blank sheets of paper with a Sharpie to give the false impression that, even as he battles microbes from hell, he's hard at work doing shit.

His latest stunt proves the fat motherfucker just can't help himself; he has to screw everyone else to satisfy his own enormous ego. Since Cheez Whiz is obviously feeling good enough to entertain his fans with a joy ride, Joe Biden should have his full array of negative campaign ads back on TV no later than Monday morning. Fuck this shit.

Added 11:42 PM Sunday: The more I consider all of the reports that I've read today, the more I'm convinced that there are only two realistic possibilities. The first is that Cheez Whiz is seriously ill with what he calls The Plague, but the serious nature of his condition is being minimized by the Walter Reed physicians. The second one is that Cheezy is barely affected by The Plague, but that he's decided to use the opportunity to pull off one of the monumental political scams in American history. I think either of these possibilities is more realistic than the bullshit narrative that's been spoon-fed to the public this weekend. But neither is acceptable.

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