Saturday, August 10, 2019

Weekend Updating

Jeffrey Epstein found dead in jail. It must be suicide, since there aren't any powerful people around who would want to see him permanently out of the way. Plus, Booger Barr's on top of things, so we can rest easy knowing all the facts will be made public soon.

Sen. Lindsey Graham went from bad to worse after his pal Ace McCain passed away. Then he decided to be Donnie Stink Eye's official butt buddy. Now he's steadily sinking from worse to worst.

From now on, I'll call him Donnie Squats & Shits.

People who aren't completely wrapped up in Donnie S & S worship should probably familiarize themselves with the term Stochastic Terrorism.

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