Thursday, August 15, 2019

Our Destiny

Donny Squats & Shits predicts economic collapse if he loses in 2020. I predict economic chaos and collapse if the motherfucker wins, so the game's still tied, since both of us have equal ability to foresee the future.

Before the Dark Age of Donny Drizzle, it was believed there were seven deadly sins. Now we know there are at least 30, and he commits at least 28 of them every day. Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride ? Hell, he can knock those off before he takes his morning crap.

Today's Thing I Saw on the Internet That Made Me Laugh:


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