Sunday, January 6, 2019

Truth

The best thing I read all day was the following comment posted at Kos: "It's not wrong to call this president a motherfucker, it is wrong to call this motherfucker a president."

Added 6:58 PM Sunday: Donny Donuts alleges that Former Presidents (the real ones) have affirmed to him that they wish they had built border walls when they had the chance. The possibles: Jimmy Carter (nope), Bush 41 (nope), Bill Clinton (nope), Bush 43 (nope), and Barack Obama (nope). Since all of the former presidents who've been alive during the two years of The Donny Donuts Curse go out of their way to avoid speaking to him, or even being near him, the possibilities are that (A) Donny is lying again, or (B) the voices in Donny's head can do impersonations, or (C) both. My theory is that (A) is most likely.

One Lying Motherfucker

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