El Perrito has added abortion to the agenda for the special session of the Texas legislature, not surprising since that POS has become totally predictable.
I've decided the best solution to the controversial problems facing this state is a law prohibiting all men from engaging in any sexual activity involving two or more human beings. Perrito and the other worthless dominionist assholes in Austin should get on the stick and make male abstinence mandatory, with violators subject to fines of 50,000 dollars and a minimum 12 months imprisonment. For conservatives, this ends abortion, curbs gay marriage, and slashes the number of brats on food stamps and Medicaid. For me, it reduces the number of future Republicans. It's a winner.
I've decided the best solution to the controversial problems facing this state is a law prohibiting all men from engaging in any sexual activity involving two or more human beings. Perrito and the other worthless dominionist assholes in Austin should get on the stick and make male abstinence mandatory, with violators subject to fines of 50,000 dollars and a minimum 12 months imprisonment. For conservatives, this ends abortion, curbs gay marriage, and slashes the number of brats on food stamps and Medicaid. For me, it reduces the number of future Republicans. It's a winner.
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