Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Labor Daze

The Labor Day holiday weekend has come and gone, and one of the most hated men in the world didn't make any of his traditional public appearances. This caused a lot of media speculation that Dipshit Donny Doo-Doo Dump is old and is failing in both mental and physical health. The possibility that he might soon leave the position of Porky Punk 47 led to exceptional national happiness for a yearly three-day weekend. 

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Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.