Saturday, December 7, 2024

More American Garbage Again (Part 2)

I've decided that daydreaming will let me appreciate each day more than wasting hours reading reports online about what Slobbo the HOT* is either doing or trying to do. 

Reflecting on the November 5th catastrophe, electing Slobbo the HOT a second time was like having your $350,000 house completely buried under countless tons of shit. Electing MVP instead would have been like being welcomed into a society where happiness and optimism are the dominant social norms.

There are probably two possible alternatives. The one seeming most likely is that Slobbo will be allowed to fill important federal government positions with assholes who are completely unqualified to perform the required duties, and were chosen strictly based on their willingness to worship him and feed his enormous ego. Since Slobbo is even less competent now than he was during his first trip around the barnyard, the damage to America will begin early.  His approval rating will crater long before the 2026 midterm elections, as millions of Slobbo voters realize their stupidity and the harm they've personally suffered as a result. This will mark the beginning of the end of Slobbo and the MAGA movement.

The other alternative is that Slobbo will restructure the United States into a reasonable facsimile of Vladimir Putin's Russian oligarchy, and millions of ignorant assholes who voted for him despite his allegiance to Putin will continue to be fatally oblivious.

* HUGE ORANGE TURD

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