Sunday, April 7, 2024

Bench Splinters

Don Old Cheez Doodles is making it unquestionably clear that Judge Aileen (Loose) Cannon, whom he appointed to her current position, is required to make absolutely certain that he will be acquitted if the stolen documents case ever reaches the trial stage. Aileen isn't doing anything to change the impression that she's been bought and paid for by Cheez Doodles, so the remaining issue is whether Good Guy Jack Smith can get an appeal before the 11th Circuit Court before Cannon fucks everything up permanently. 

The giveaway? Loose Cannon is obviously the least capable of the judges who have heard or will eventually hear the numerous cases against Cheez Doodles, but she's the ONLY one in that group he describes as highly respected. He must be convinced that the fix is in effect now.

BTW, Cheez Doodles are those crispy snacks that look like little orange dog turds.

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