Monday, October 30, 2023

His Second Time Around

Delusional Donny Dementia is making it very clear that if he somehow manages to win the next election, his second term will be even worse than the first, because his agenda will consist of a single goal: getting revenge against everyone. 

Delusional Donny gets especially stimulated whenever one of his zombies makes death threats to defend him from people like Fani Willis. 

Among Iowa caucus voters, Donny Dementia gets 43 percent, while Nikki Haley and everybody else combine to get the other 47 percent. There's a message for Donny in there someplace.  

Demented Donny must believe that spending a few hours in jail for blatantly ignoring gag orders will be a money-making opportunity for him. He can play Victim and collect another million or so from the zombies.

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