Saturday, March 18, 2023

Q NOTES # K+98: Saturdazed

Donny Bohunkus has apparently been informed that he'll be indicted and arrested next Tuesday in the Stormy Daniels hush money case. As he always does when he panics, the waste of shit has has puked out another all-caps screed on his sleazy Truth Social outlet, pointing out repeatedly to his army of deplorable dullards that legal trouble for him means they are doomed themselves. If everything goes as he hopes, legions of MAGA monkeys will tear the place down in another violent rebellion against authority.

Keb' McCarthy, who reminds me of a tadpole, jumped into the discussion since he thought he heard the waste of shit snap his fingers. There's no official confirmation yet of the Tuesday events, so I imagine Bohunkus made it all up as a pretext to incite preemptive riots that he thinks will derail the criminal case against him.

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