Q NOTES # 521: Short Cuts 36

According to news stories I saw last night, Greg A-Butt is now claiming that he's testing positive for COVID. I'm skeptical because this is A-Butt we're discussing, and since he's presumably been vaccinated, this might be a scam to "prove" the "vaccines don't work."

Assuming he's telling the truth for once, A-Butt will get a Blue Ribbon medical treatment (Regeneron) that's apparently reserved for worthless (R) dipsticks like Donny Pustule and Greg A-Butt, and is way out of reach for the typical COVID sufferer. Greg is part of the  I'M OKAY, SO GFY social class, many of whom are RepubliQAn politicians.

Bottom line: Under A-Butt, state government is just another experiment in corruption, incompetence, and epic failure. Greg wants to replicate at the state level what the fat stinking turd did nationally.

Of course the former guy sees the recommended COVID booster shots as a 'cash grab' by the drug companies. That fat motherfucker's consciousness is dominated by cash grab schemes and rip-off conspiracies.

And of course the domestic terrorist attack on 1/6 was planned and coordinated, not some spontaneous impulse by a bunch of goddamned tourists. 

And finally, of course right-wing assholes are traumatized by the idea that America will soon be swamped by a tsunami of refugees from Afghanistan. 

Added 12:32 PM Thursday 19 August: It's a crying shame that so many Democrats will tank so rapidly and keep trying to play the game by rules that have been obsolete since the late 1990's. 

I have to wonder how long it will take the former guy to realize that there's a movement afoot to shove his fat ass out of the way so that Ron Death Sentence can take over. If Cheezy ever figures out that Ron really wants to make him a vague memory, things could get interesting in the (R) cesspool.

The former guy's adult life has followed a pattern: He makes a terrible decision because of his own ignorance or laziness, resulting in things getting monumentally fucked up. He then immediately blames the monumental fuck up on someone else, and tries to eradicate all the evidence of his own responsibility. Vladimir Putin is probably looking at the situation in Afghanistan, and writing the former guy a thank-you note...