Saturday, February 6, 2021

Q NOTES # 328

In the early going, Joe seems to be making all the right moves. One of the best has gone somewhat unnoticed in the shuffle, and that was Joe's decision not to provide courtesy intelligence briefings to Cheez Doodle. Hell, Cheezy ignored the briefings even when he was the so-called precedent (sic), so there's no reason to share them with him now, especially since he might be tempted to abuse the privilege, if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do.

Louie Gohmert is whining about being fined $5,000 for violating House security requirements. Madam Speaker needs to kick his ass - the fine should be 50 grand for Gohmert, and 5 grand for everybody else. 

Under Cheez Doodle, the Department of Homeland Security began to look more and more like some half-assed personal Gestapo serving Cheezy through people like Stephen Miller. One of Joe's priorities should be a thorough housecleaning at DHS and ICE, and replacement of as many Cheez Doodle loyalists as possible.

If only one right-wing media voice is going to be fired this week, it may as well be Lou Dobbs, one of the prominent Cheez Doodle cheerleaders at the Fox News business channel. On a similar note, Cheez Doodle resigned as a member of SAG-AFTRA, ahead of disciplinary measures against him. I'm not sure how many of the 45 real presidents were members of that union, but since Cheezy's term in office was basically just a rotten TV reality show that was on the air 24/7, the union membership was probably appropriate in his case.

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