Veep Mike Puntz is the most recent living proof of the rule "It never pays to be Cheez Doodle's poodle."
Sometimes a news report only confirms things that basic common sense already told us were true. The phony acts of contrition we're seeing from Cheezy are a case in point. Nobody who's been paying attention since 2016 could possibly take that shit seriously, because everything he says and does is some kind of role-playing designed to con a TV audience of mostly halfwits.
Cheezy also clarifies that he won't attend Joe's inauguration. Now there's another surprise, not. Meanwhile, reasonable decent people are relieved to know this particular turd won't be floating in the punch bowl on the 20th.
Fun news of the day: Cheezy's deplorable MAGA supporters are being identified and placed in the spotlight. Some are already being fired (if they actually had jobs), and others may be tracked down and taken into custody.
Worthless snot bubbles like Mo Brooks and Matt Gaetz were totally, really gung ho for armed rebellion against American democracy until the shit hit the fan. Now they're trying to pin the blame on groups that are AGAINST Cheezy. They must think everybody's as stupid as the assholes who voted for them.
You know, life's a bitch, and then you die.
Question of the hour: Now that Twitter has officially banned Cheezy for the rest of his time on earth, and the House is inching toward articles of impeachment again, what are the chances that Cheez Doodle tries to carve out a resignation agreement? Doesn't seem likely, but the doors are being opened on possible fresh criminal charges being added to the ones already awaiting his departure from office. He can't risk any kind of extreme move that could give twenty (R) Senators the political cover they need to convict him in a Senate trial. No Twitter and no more armed insurrections? Hmm... his opportunities seem to be dwindling.
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