Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Q NOTES 275: Countdown, Day 37

It took several weeks, but Vladimir Putin finally acknowledged that Joe Biden will be the next president. Soon, Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey also fell in line. Other Senate (R)s are grudgingly admitting that the election is over, prompting media speculation that some congressional (R)s are privately relieved that soon they won't be shouldering the burden of a corrupt, incompetent mental case.

Meanwhile, back at the White House, Cheez Doodle continues to fire off tweets about massive voting fraud and constant complaints that his landslide reelection was somehow stolen by someone.

This lunacy will probably continue at least until January 20th, maybe a few days less or more, but certainly as long as it's a viable fund-raising gimmick. There are few things Cheezy loves more than piles of easy money. I'm also sure he enjoys the sense of power derived from having Proud Boys and similar groups of social misfits creating chaos in the streets, as long as they believe he'll provide legal cover for them. These are tangible benefits which Cheezy can treasure more than mere ego gratification (though he needs that too).

Update 5:05 PM: Speaking of insane bullshit, keep an eye on Amanda Chase, the Cheezy doodle  who's running for governor in Virginia, a state that Biden just won. Cheezy will always be able to rely on the loyalty of America's psychopaths. Rep. Mo Brooks of Alabama is another one he can count on all the way.

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