Monday, December 7, 2020

Q NOTES 267: Countdown, Day 45

Every (R) is obviously terrified by the realization that Cheez Doodle really did lose Georgia, and all the implications of that loss for their future. 

Cheezy is comparing America to a third world country, and I have to agree that since his poorly-attended inauguration (sic) in 2017, we've looked a lot like some third world countries. In other words, he's on the right track for all the wrong reasons. What an asshole. 

Rudy Pootie is allegedly in the hospital after testing positive for COVID, and the Arizona legislature is shut down for a week because so many right-wing members were hanging out with Rudy last week. When we take into account his crooked yellow lower teeth, hair dye streaming down his sweaty face, public farting, and now being contagious, then it's safe to say Rudy really is Cheezy's Vision of American Excellence personified.

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