Thursday, April 23, 2020

Quarantine Notes, Day 39

I've reached a few conclusions after living in semi-quarantine for 39 days. The first conclusion is that the COVID-19 crisis has brought out the best in the good Americans, and brought out the worst in the bad Americans. Fortunately for the country, most Americans fall into the "good" category, and the minority are in the "bad" category. The good Americans are making the best of a bad situation, and the minority (you know who they are) are making a bad situation worse.

A booming economy is no BFD if you're dead.

After reading online comments about MF45's latest afternoon shit circus, I think he's moving away from hydroxychloroquine, and is now pushing sunshine as the miracle cure for the virus. Yeah, let's inject powerful light and disinfectant into our bodies. That should take care of the virus in about a minute.

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