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Somebody needs to tell the donhole there's an opportunity waiting to be exploited, and if he acts quickly, it could easily be worth a billion dollars. All he needs to do is crank up production of those red MAGA ballcaps, then order Fox News and right-wing talk radio to saturate their audiences with news that donhole's latest executive order requires his loyal supporters to wear their MAGA hats at all times, and that the only hats meeting the specifications in the order are sold by the official donhole organization at a unit price of $200 each.

Since his most devoted followers are convinced donhole was sent by god, they'll love being recognized as true believers. Patriotic Americans will gain the advantage of being able to spot deplorables a block away.