Thursday, May 24, 2018

Very demanding

While we're making demands, I hereby demand that every Republican member of the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives immediately stop screwing around and put the clamps on Donnie [Loose Cannon] Uranus, using every method provided to them in the Constitution. If they fail to perform these sworn duties, I hereby demand that all of them be arrested, tried, and convicted of complicity in acts of treason, and sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of pardon or parole. My demands are just as reasonable as those Donnie's been making, probably more reasonable.

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Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.