Monday, December 5, 2011

Like War and Peace

Now that Newter is starting to firm up as the GOP nominee, some Washington Democrats say they're feeling pretty good about it. Nancy Pelosi says there are about a thousand pages of dirt on Newt dating back to the House ethics investigations of his official misconduct. That would put the dirt on Gingrich in a class with War and Peace or Gone With The Wind in terms of printed pages, and maybe even as interesting reading. Of course the slime won't bother Republicans... we've already established they'll support Newt up to the point that videos showing him having sex with a human corpse pop up, and even that might be okay with them if it's a female corpse. On the other hand, hourly reminders of Newt's corruption might turn off enough independents to keep his fat ass out of the White House.

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