Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wishful Thinking

In a perfect world, Jon Huntsman would be the LEAST impressive Republican candidate for president instead of the MOST impressive.

It's too soon to form solid opinions, but for my money as of right now, Huntsman looks like the Republican I could possibly stomach in small doses for four long years. Mittens would be a distant second, only because I hope that once he was elected, he'd stop pretending to be a right-wing asshole. Again, that's wishful thinking. Pawlenty trails Romney and would be my third choice by default.

Bachmann, Gingrich, Santorum, Ron Paul, Perry if he runs, and Palin if she runs ? They belong behind the walls of a detention facility somewhere in Idaho, not in the White House. In a perfect world, I'd have the power to put 'em there. Still more wishful thinking. Herman the pizza guy ? There aren't enough black voters in the whole party to make him anything greater than the Republican version of Al Sharpton.

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