Sunday, September 12, 2010

Planting Schedule

Have you ever felt as if you were being pushed to the outer edges of your own life ?

When it comes to overnight guests, my comfort level starts waning at hour 20 and is exhausted at the 24 hour mark. By hour 26, the seeds of anxiety have been planted, followed by the seeds of discomfort at hour 32. The seeds of resentment are planted at hour 36, and start growing at an exponential rate at about hour 48. By hour 52, I begin to think my breaking point is in sight, and I start counting the minutes until I'll get some relief. I've never been pushed to hour 72, and I don't really want to think about what the crop would be like past that point.

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