Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Indestructible?

In 2012, I wrote The Fire Ant Analogy, comparing conservative Republicans to the fire ants infesting this state. It's impossible to eradicate fire ants completely, although there are some steps I can legally take to control the fire ant population that I couldn't use on Republicans.

To illustrate how hard it is to get rid of them, here's a picture showing how the goddamned fire ants are coping with the flooding in Texas:

Floating fire ants looking for a dry spot

No comments:

Post a Comment

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.