Time To Get Real

Most of the honest, intelligent, patriotic Americans who love our democracy also stay updated regarding the hundreds of reasons Flabby Gabby will go down in the history books as the worst precedent (sic) who has served or will ever serve in the highest office in our government.

We've had most of a decade to observe and evaluate Flabby Gabby and the manner in which he operates because he wants to be recognized as the greatest precedent (sic) ever, rather than the absolute worst one. Let's be honest with ourselves: If there was a single shred of evidence in those documents and investigation records that would prove Flabby Gabby's innocence in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, every page now in storage would be in circulation among the political press organizations. We all understand the records remain hidden from the media since they confirm his guilt rather than establish his innocence.

Flabby is a complete waste of stockyard odor.

Why MAGA Clowns Need a Reality Check

An interesting article @ AlterNet clarifies what sensible Americans already understand: Flabby Blabby 47 is the complete antithesis of a serious Christian, as are MAGA maniacs that follow him around like goslings following mother goose.

Score Tied at 1-1

One of many things making life harder for me than I like it is that it includes events I write about and archive with the label score-keeping, referring to my feeling that more famous good people seem to die than famous bad ones 

There's an excellent example of score-keeping in the news today. Last week, a media personality adored by MAGA named Charlie Kirk died from a gunshot wound. Today, it was reported that Robert Redford passed away at the age of 89 years. From my perspective, Robert Redford's work in the movie industry (as both an actor and director) added more to my enjoyment of life than every single thing Stink Bomber 47 has accomplished since he was a child in diapers. 

Based on what's been happening since last week, I'm pretty sure most members of MAGA are celebrating Redford's death as god doing some score-keeping to offset a 0-1 loss with a 1-1 tie.

Note: According to recent political media reporting, unmitigated hatefulness is a privilege reserved by MAGA monkeys for themselves.

Labor Daze

The Labor Day holiday weekend has come and gone, and one of the most hated men in the world didn't make any of his traditional public appearances. This caused a lot of media speculation that Dipshit Donny Doo-Doo Dump is old and is failing in both mental and physical health. The possibility that he might soon leave the position of Porky Punk 47 led to exceptional national happiness for a yearly three-day weekend. 

Why Life in America Sucks

Every year, at least a few thousand young people in America are being penalized after they made wrong choices due to immaturity, inexperience, or incomplete education. 

These situations are irritating because so many wrong choices were made in two of the last three national elections, and as a result, the whole country is under the control of Donnyhoo Snot Pockets, a fat old hog who deliberately makes terrible decisions because he wants the mentally defective segment of the population to believe he's more capable of leadership than he ever has been or ever will be. 

What frosts my butt is that the repulsive fart cutter is permitted to constantly lie, cheat, steal and destroy without ever being exposed as a phony and punished for the constant damage to America he's caused since January 2017. 

Updated 12:19 PM Sunday 10 August: The President of Ukraine, Zelensky, is vastly superior to Donnyhoo Snot Pockets as a national leader.

Latest Update re: Toad God Insanity

We could be sure this breakup with suck buddy Felon Mush was inevitable, because Toad God Piss Wig's reactions are predictable when another egomaniac moves into his private space as the focus of media attention.

Elmer Mush got the huge public rip-off he came after, and then he couldn't even show the Toad God his appreciation.