Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Deep State or Deep Shit?

Judging from most reports, the top priority of the MAGA Monkey Movement is elimination of what they refer to as the Deep State. Actually, "deep state" is just a term several million morons picked up while watching Fox News crap. When ignorant shitasses who voted for The Blob in three consecutive elections say deep state. they're talking about the federal government workforce and many thousands of intelligent, diligent, highly capable civil service employees who manage or administer programs which provide necessary services to Americans, and generally perform their assigned duties efficiently and effectively. 

If The Blob can abolish the federal civil service establishment, the United States will fall apart because highly-trained workers who know what they're doing and how to do it well will be gone, replaced by The Blob's TV reality show version of a fascist regime full of fools and idiots whose only qualification is blind loyalty to The Blob.

Monday, March 24, 2025

Monday Fun (Amateur Hours)

Pete Hegseth, chosen by the hair god to run the Defense Dept. because he looked good doing appearances on Fox News, is a damned amateur as a federal government department head. He needs to be stripped out of Pussydent 47A's cabinet and discarded immediately.

Hair god's Russian envoy, Steve Witkoff, is another fucking amateur. P47A (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) brags that he only hires the best of the best, but the sick fuck probably can't spell best - much less surround himself with them.

Add Leland Dudek, head of the Social Security Administration, to the roster of Donny Dogshit's Dopey Dickheads.

Louis DeJoy isn't technically an amateur as Postmaster General, but when he took charge of the USPS under Pussydent 45, it began an extended period of poor management and shady practices that may have permanently damaged a service many of us still depend upon - in other words, a typical rotten selection by the worst 4-king pussydent ever. Fortunately, DeJoy is finally getting the hell out of town. Can P47A find a replacement who's even worse? Probably can.

When it comes to being a dictator like Vladimir Putin, the hair god is an amateur, but he's playing copycat by repeating every Russian talking point. The Pussydent is a Russian agent.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Random Dialing (Sunday Edition)

 Something I saw online the other day, from one of the Lincoln Project Republicans, is a clear message to Senator Chuck Schumer (paraphrased) --- When you are being congratulated by the damned hair god, El Jumbo Dumbo, you've fucked things up badly.

Here's the deal -- Pussydent 47A is ruining and screwing up so many things, and is seeing so many big chunks of his MAGA support crumbling every week, this should be a perfect opportunity for all congressional Democrat to unite and take advantage of the rapidly changing public mood by attacking Donold Krappo and Felon Muskrat every hour of every day. 

In case there's any doubt, the latest proof that the hair god is crazier than a shithouse rat would be his belief that CNN, MSNBC or any other news organizations that report the truth regarding his law-breaking or any other criticism of his worthless ass are committing the crime of making him look bad and therefore should be prosecuted by the Justice Department. 

Monday, March 3, 2025

Loving To Be In Love

El Jumbo Dumbo hugs himself and sighs about all the things he and Vladimir have experienced together.

In Moscow, Putin shrugs and smiles, then tells the oligarchs gathered around him (speaking in Russian), "That American asshole, he must be queer for my gear." 

Updated 1:19 PM Tuesday: El Jumbo Dumbo is the kind of creep who's never invited to parties, but crashes them anyway, then drops his trousers and takes a dump in the middle of your coffee table. The simple fact is that Dumbo is a worthless slob who visualizes himself as a superhero. Every American with intelligence a bit above average recognized the staged attack by Dumbo and Shady JD against President Zelenskyy in the White House for what it was, and was nauseated by it. Now that most of the world hates his sorry ass, Dumbo is demanding that the injured party make a televised public apology to him. 

Pussydent 1/2 x 47 is still a total waste of shit. He's hoping to let Putin have the Oval Office, while he'll relocate into a renovated White House storage closet.

When the Soviet KGB recruited him as an asset under the code name Krasnov in 1987, El Jumbo Dumbo worked for the Russians secretly. His loyalty to Russia is no longer concealed, because he's proud of himself.

Jumbo Dumbo pretends to be a tough mob boss with his tariff threats, but as soon as everything backfires on him and the U.S. economy destabilizes, he earns the title Pussydent again. All big talk and chickenshit.

Thursday, February 20, 2025

Beware! The Blob! Again!

There are at least a few thousand reasons El Gordo Wrecked 'em should not be Pussydent 50% x 47 today, but the reason at the top of the list is this one: 

He has many violent MAGA Maniac followers who will gladly carry out any death threat he makes to get what he wants, or even make their own death threats on his behalf.

Some Republicans in the Senate have voted, or will soon vote, to affirm unqualified garbage dump rats like Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Junior, Pam Bondi, Russell Vought, or Kash Patel for important leadership positions because they've received a death threat or they expect one soon.

El Gordo Wrecked 'em and Vice Pussydent J.D. Vance would love to be considered the epitome of American masculinity, which is laughable since Putin owns both of 'em. Wrecked 'em has been Putin's Number 1 fan since before the 2016 election. He's a classic sissy-man, and hating transgendered people will never make him a tough guy.

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Beware of The Blob (Day 24)

 According to a report @ AlterNet things are a mess in the House of Representatives because the so-called Freedom Caucus is creating chaos. Things would be healthier and safer for our country if congressional MAGA monkeys would stop worrying about keeping Don Key Wrecked 'Em pacified and just pass beneficial legislation that actually makes the United States a better place to live for everyone.

The best way to identify which critical problems Don Key Wrecked 'Em created is noting that he's blaming them on Barack Obama and/or Joe Biden.

Don Key Wrecked 'Em is too old and senile, too fat and lazy, and too ignorant to handle traditional presidential duties, so he's delegating many of them to Elon & The Muskrats instead. He's keeping the only task he enjoys: signing executive orders with that weird-looking signature. He'll also do the Fox News interviews, unless they conflict with his recreational leisure time on the golf course. He'll also dominate all the ridiculous TV reality show bullshit like re-naming the Gulf of Mexico or making Canada a state.

The US Extreme Court and Judge Aileen (Loose) Cannon in Florida are largely to blame for the horrible mess we're in: Their (judicial) interference delayed or ended the two most serious criminal cases against Don Key Wrecked 'Em -- the J6 attempted coup case in Washington, and the stolen classified documents case in Florida. The RICO case in Fulton County GA was also stalled out by an appellate court. Now's the time for state and federal courts to step up and balance the scales again by ruling against habitual criminal Pussydent 47 in every lawsuit filed by state AGs or other parties with standing.

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.