His Sadder Saturday?

Old 45 & 47 (aka The Waste of Shit) is apparently having a troubled weekend, since liberal alternate media websites are reporting an endless stream of his grievances posted on his antisocial media platform.  

I call him the first American Pussydent since he's constantly bitching about how unfairly life is treating him, and how he's persecuted by people who hate him. For example, Real President Joe Biden ordered flags flown at half-staff for thirty days to honor the memory of the late Jimmy Carter. This means flags in Washington will be at half-mast on the day the Waste of Shit takes the oath of office, a meaningless ritual in his case. At any rate, he's having a tantrum about it, poor baby.

Although we wouldn't know it based on his relentless self-pity and complaining, the Waste of Shit has actually been fortunate. He won the 2016 election with tons of assistance from the Russians, and within a short time, he dragged the traditional Republican Party down to his level (the depths of MAGA moron depravity). There are still a few traditional Republicans like Liz Cheney, who will never be bullied & intimidated by W/S, but most of them are like dead skunks rotting in the summer heat.

If a simple majority of congressional Republicans had been decent, honorable Americans, the Waste of Shit would have been convicted and removed from office the first time he was impeached. If he'd been locked out then, the federal cases involving the 1/6 insurrection and the theft of classified documents would have been avoided.

Old 45 & 47 was lazy and ignorant the first time we were afflicted with this particular curse, but now he's also senile. During the 2024 campaign, he dumped bullshit by the truckload, and it worked for him. Let's see what happens after most of the dumbasses who voted for him realize he lied to them whenever he opened his damned mouth, and he cannot really fix anything he told them he'd fix right away.

The Flip Side

Donhole Diarrhea will also be referred to as C.D.S. Hole in the future. Think about it.

(Bonus hint: Say it as fast as you can ten times)

We should hope that the next time a round is fired at C.D.S. Hole's head, it doesn't end up killing an innocent bystander instead. The first time was a tragic missed opportunity.

Moscow Mitch McConnell has been responsible for too damned much damage, going all the way back to Barack Obama's administration. If Hell is a real place, a spot's being saved for his arrival. What Mitch needs is a sincere act of atonement. If he organized and led a cohesive group of 6-8 traditional Republicans willing to cooperate with Senate Democrats, the Lame Duck's evil agenda could be overturned in Congress. 

There's some discussion at the liberal alternate media sites that CDS Hole wants to increase his power as Poozydent by battering the corporate mainstream media (CMM) with lawsuit threats, thus intimidating them. During the miserable Asshole 45 term, the media should have realized that CDS Hole is always bluffing when he tries scaring everybody. The best defense CMM organizations can conduct is relentless accurate coverage of everything Asshole 47 is doing that diminishes USA and strengthens Russia.

It's almost impossible to understand how millions of voters fooled themselves into believing four more years of CDS Hole would make life better than it's been with Joe in the White House. It won't take very much of Asshole 47 on his insane power trip until FAFO reality takes hold and most people accept that Asshole 47 is even worse than Asshole 45 ever was.

More American Garbage Again (Part 2)

I've decided that daydreaming will let me appreciate each day more than wasting hours reading reports online about what Slobbo the HOT* is either doing or trying to do. 

Reflecting on the November 5th catastrophe, electing Slobbo the HOT a second time was like having your $350,000 house completely buried under countless tons of shit. Electing MVP instead would have been like being welcomed into a society where happiness and optimism are the dominant social norms.

There are probably two possible alternatives. The one seeming most likely is that Slobbo will be allowed to fill important federal government positions with assholes who are completely unqualified to perform the required duties, and were chosen strictly based on their willingness to worship him and feed his enormous ego. Since Slobbo is even less competent now than he was during his first trip around the barnyard, the damage to America will begin early.  His approval rating will crater long before the 2026 midterm elections, as millions of Slobbo voters realize their stupidity and the harm they've personally suffered as a result. This will mark the beginning of the end of Slobbo and the MAGA movement.

The other alternative is that Slobbo will restructure the United States into a reasonable facsimile of Vladimir Putin's Russian oligarchy, and millions of ignorant assholes who voted for him despite his allegiance to Putin will continue to be fatally oblivious.

* HUGE ORANGE TURD

Thanksgiving Garbage Dump

Slobbo the HOT* has been primarily responsible for demolishing the USA and creating The TRashdUMP, and Fox News has spent nearly every day since the 2016 election cooperating in the destruction. A recent example would be big-mouthed, bony-assed bimbo Laura Ingraham's assertion that we have much to be thankful for today since Slobbo has liberated us all to talk filthy about anybody or anything that irritates us, which means having tons of fun to MAGA morons.

Slobbo's Holiday Turd Message to the nation: Having him back in WH will make us proud to be Americans again. Nope, he's a worthless delusional idiot who makes every good US citizen ashamed.

After scanning discussion topics in forums @ Democratic Underground, I understand the Russian economy is collapsing from inflation, and there are significant social problems to keep them busy. If things are as bad as reported, it's probable that every political step Slobbo takes from now until he leaves again will prove his willing obedience to instructions from Russia. Vladimir Putin will demand that the United States be knocked down to Russia's level. 

Slobbo owes Russia for his election win, and Putin expects the debt will be repaid.

*Huge Orange Turd

More American Garbage Again

 From @ AlterNet: Apparently, Slobbo the HOT* is planning to recruit paramilitary militia groups in border states as a private army to combat illegal immigration that he considers the worst problem in the whole wide world. A much better use of these militia monkeys would be to transport all of them to Ukraine as reinforcements against the Russians. The world would applaud Slobbo for finally doing something useful, and the militia mooks could play Cowboys & Indians all day or until the ammo was gone.

The more I think about it (and the more I read on the subject), the more certain I am that Slobbo's selection of Tulsi Gabbard as director of National Intelligence originated in Russia, where all of the orders Slobbo receives originate. 

* Huge Orange Turd

Making America Garbage Already

The second term will apparently be much worse than the first one. 

Matt Gaetz, Tulsi Gabbard, Mike Huckabee, Pete Hegseth? Seriously? Slobbo the HOT* isn't choosing qualified candidates for positions in his administration; he's organizing a goddamn circle jerk (to be known as Krazy Klown Kar).

It's possible there are numerous traditional Republicans in Congress who are quietly fed up with Slobbo the HOT's efforts to completely destroy their GOP. These members need to work with their Democratic counterparts to keep this fucking maniac under control. If they choose MAGA loyalty instead, the whole bunch may as well be obliterated.

*Huge Orange Turd