Monday, May 5, 2025

Monday Mumbling re: BN/GN @ TRashdUMP

 Pussident 47A Foggy Fart Sniffer gets failing grades for all of his staffing selections so far, starting with Vance, followed by Bimbo Bondi, Tushi (sic) Gabbard, Punk Pete Hegseth, etc. One of his very worst failures was choosing a shitpoke like Cash (sic) Patel to run the FBI. 

The press is reporting that K. Patel spends more time partying in clubs or honky-tonks than he spends at his FBI headquarters office. That's the bad news. The good news is that the worthless piss-ant usually isn't on the job, constantly fucking stuff up.

Monday, April 28, 2025

Monday More Fun Day

Pussident 47A Porky Duhmp has taken the required oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States twice, but hasn't done it yet. So yeah, it's time to get moving on the impeachment of his worthless blubbery ass.

Added 9:54 AM Tuesday: They know it's coming.

Duhmp's approval rating is sinking into the quicksand of the 30's and it's causing him to demand investigations and prosecutions, because reporting his increasing weakness is criminal activity. The early polls are showing majority support for his impeachment.

Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Wesdnesday FTS & GFY Message

Okay, let's hear a real loud Aggie yell of support for Harvard University which has responded to Pussident 47A and his capitulation demands with an appropriate refusal to kneel and worship the pig (as various news organizations and law firms have done). 

Several trends are developing which indicate weakening of Porky Dipshit's ability to replace democracy and freedom with his Turd Reich dictatorship plan. Harvard is setting an excellent example by refusing his compliance orders and hopefully, it will encourage an institutional uprising comparable to thousands of violent kicks aimed at his groin.

Porky's a waste of shit who never does anything right. Now he's redecorating the White House in the style of that whorehouse where he resides in Florida. More taxpayer dollars are being flushed down the crapper to satisfy the pig.

Something that really pisses me off is when Porky, the most repulsive pig in American politics during the time I've been an eligible voter, can't resist an urge to refer to a good president as "Crooked Joe Biden." He thinks he's being clever, but it's stupidity because HE'S the habitual criminal who should be serving prison sentences now.

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Message from Moscow?

Bozo the Bloated Blob has often claimed that if the 2020 election wasn't stolen from him, he would have prevented the Russian invasion of Ukraine. In 2024, he modified his position a little bit: Since he wasn't given a chance to prevent the war in Ukraine, he would end it in a matter of hours after he took office.

Weeks are turning into months, and the Russians are still bombing Ukraine. Putin's message to Bozo the Bloated Blob is short and to the point - GFY and STFU. 

Added 11:32 AM: Bozo the Bloated Blob will abolish FEMA to save money, but plans to piss away $92,000,000 on an extravagant military parade (like Putin's) to celebrate his 79th birthday. Let's hope this is the last time.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Deep State or Deep Shit?

Judging from most reports, the top priority of the MAGA Monkey Movement is elimination of what they refer to as the Deep State. Actually, "deep state" is just a term several million morons picked up while watching Fox News crap. When ignorant shitasses who voted for The Blob in three consecutive elections say deep state. they're talking about the federal government workforce and many thousands of intelligent, diligent, highly capable civil service employees who manage or administer programs which provide necessary services to Americans, and generally perform their assigned duties efficiently and effectively. 

If The Blob can abolish the federal civil service establishment, the United States will fall apart because highly-trained workers who know what they're doing and how to do it well will be gone, replaced by The Blob's TV reality show version of a fascist regime full of fools and idiots whose only qualification is blind loyalty to The Blob.

Monday, March 24, 2025

Monday Fun (Amateur Hours)

Pete Hegseth, chosen by the hair god to run the Defense Dept. because he looked good doing appearances on Fox News, is a damned amateur as a federal government department head. He needs to be stripped out of Pussydent 47A's cabinet and discarded immediately.

Hair god's Russian envoy, Steve Witkoff, is another fucking amateur. P47A (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) brags that he only hires the best of the best, but the sick fuck probably can't spell best - much less surround himself with them.

Add Leland Dudek, head of the Social Security Administration, to the roster of Donny Dogshit's Dopey Dickheads.

Louis DeJoy isn't technically an amateur as Postmaster General, but when he took charge of the USPS under Pussydent 45, it began an extended period of poor management and shady practices that may have permanently damaged a service many of us still depend upon - in other words, a typical rotten selection by the worst 4-king pussydent ever. Fortunately, DeJoy is finally getting the hell out of town. Can P47A find a replacement who's even worse? Probably can.

When it comes to being a dictator like Vladimir Putin, the hair god is an amateur, but he's playing copycat by repeating every Russian talking point. The Pussydent is a Russian agent.

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.