Thursday, January 19, 2017

Power

Porky Pootin' has announced that he wants to display his military strength by having his troops parading in the streets. I think he picked up the idea in a meeting with his boss.


Saturday, January 14, 2017

Corruption

When you take Porky, the people who surround him, and the majority of the people who still support him, you've identified  a group that includes some of the worst people in the world.

One of his gangsters says the American people knew how rotten Porky was and they still elected him. That means he's free to do anything he wants to do, with no accountability whatsoever.

Trump got 46 percent of the vote. Most Americans wanted someone other than the festering hemorrhoid. Hillary Clinton got nearly three million more votes by herself. If the fat bastard gets a free ride, it won't be because most voters thought he deserved one.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Latest GOP Bullshit

The noise coming from a few Republicans in the Senate sounds reasonable: Let's not repeal Obamacare until we have developed an alternative that's even better for America than the current system.

Are there really some sane Republicans left? This stuff sounds promising until we remember that the GOP is much better at tearing shit up than they are at working out effective solutions to real problems. If these people were capable of devising something better than the ACA, or even had the inclination to try, wouldn't we have seen signs long before now?

But award 1/2 of a Brownie point to them for at least saying words that don't make me want to kill something for a change.

Monday, January 2, 2017

New year haiku

Two thousand sixteen
Worst fucking year of my life?
In top three at least

Another one~

A tweet, a promise
America, great again,
Dragged to hell instead

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Fail Update 20 December

Newter is saying that the rules should be changed to conform to Porky Prick. Wrong, wrong, wrong, motherfucker. Porky needs to be changed to conform to the rules.

These fat assholes believe that if they do it gradually enough, they can transform the United States into a right-wing dictatorship and no one will notice.


Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Running in reverse

Franklin Graham on CNN, explaining why Porky = good:

According to Graham, graduates are not finding jobs because companies have shifted to overseas manufacturing.

"This is terrible. I live in North Carolina where so much of our manufacturing base has gone to other countries," he insisted. "And people are out of jobs, are out of work. And they say, 'But we'll retrain you, we'll let you be a computer programmer.'"

"They don't want to be a computer programmer!" Graham continued. "They want to do the same job as their fathers and their grandfathers. There was pride in the manufacturing and the building. And we've taken all that away and it's sad."

We need Porky in the White House so that rednecks in southern states won't need to learn new skills to make a living. Yeah, that makes sense. Aren't those the same ignorant assholes who still wave Confederate flags? Click on the image below for a clearer view of what the United States is up against these days.

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.