Thursday, December 1, 2016

Neo-Nazis, etc.

One of the few interesting things about having degenerate sociopaths running the country is the opportunity to place bets on how long it will take traditional Republicans like McConnell, McCain, Hatch, Graham, etc. to get tired of being bundled with neo-Nazis, the KKK, and other white supremacy groups and rebel against the fuhrer. Is there a shred of human decency left in any of them? I have my doubts.

We already know it doesn't bother Porky, because he loves the sound of "Hail Trump." Being adored is the only thing that rotten motherfucker cares about. I won't be surprised to see him change the American flag to this:

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The people's choice

Weeks before inauguration, Porky already holds the title of UNDISPUTED WORST MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT EVER. This asshole makes Bush 43 look like Teddy Roosevelt.

Porky is the people's choice, if by "people" we mean the coveralls mandatory / shirts optional red state voters.


Monday, November 21, 2016

Swastikas next?

Until they do something that proves otherwise, Republicans are the new Nazis, and they need to be treated like enemies of America.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Bend over, boys...

In the long run, the low-information working class white males who put POS Trump in the White House probably deserve to be the ones who get a painful screwing.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

More fallout.

Just go ahead and shoot us.

Yes, elections have consequences. We'll pay the price because ignorant assholes voted for Agent Orange and smart people DIDN'T vote for Mrs. Clinton. And fewer than 80,000 votes in three states changed history.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Revenge of the assholes

I'll be able to pinpoint 11/08/2016 as the day I finally realized that America really has stopped being great. I've been kidding myself for eight years about conservative assholes. They're more dangerous and rotten than I thought they were.

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.