Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Least surprising news of the day

It was inevitable. The minute Kavanaugh's name was drawn out of Donnie's hat, I knew something like this Crooks & Liars report would pop up.

Donnie never hires anyone unless they (a) swear an oath of personal loyalty to him, or (b) can do him a big personal favor, or (c) preferably, both (a) and (b).

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

He thought he done good.

It's a matter of public record that there may never be another American president as rotten as Donnie Hump, and there will definitely never be another one as completely oblivious to the real world as this asshole.

Returned to the USA, facing blowback and public fury, the pussy that Putin grabbed is trying to argue the Helsinki press conference which was shown on TV was fake news concocted to make him look bad. Keee-rist. We all know who'll fall for this lame shit... the same ones who believe him when he tells them he never said what they heard him say two minutes ago. Donnie the Hump loves his cult members as much as they love him, because they're even stupider than he is (and that's saying something).

Lives in alternate reality

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Phony Baloney

Lucian K. Truscott IV @ Salon: The so-called precedent (sic) is illegitimate.

There are probably no more than 2-3 things that really, REALLY motivate Huge Orange Hemorrhoid. One of them is easy money, preferably someone else's. Right next to that one is his pathological need for recognition of his success and superiority. Remember when he was telling the dregs of humanity in his audience that only he has what it takes to make America great again?

Donnie's biggest fear right now is being exposed as a fake president (which he is), and that's why Robert Mueller has him pissing blood.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Change of Ownership

Since the GOP is unquestionably the party of Huge Orange Hemorrhoid, it means Putin and Russia now control one of the two major political parties in the United States for all practical purposes.

Republican voters who support Huge Orange Hemorrhoid are so damned stupid, they think he's putting AMERICA first.

Tom Sullivan @ Hullabaloo outlines how Putin will manipulate Huge Orange. Because the so-called Prezdint (sic) is a mental case with serious psychological problems, playing him for a fool is easier than taking candy from a preschooler... particularly for someone with Putin's professional background.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Pulling the plug?

Apparently, two of the three main cable news networks (CNN and MSNBC) have realized that covering Donnie Dipshit's "campaign" rallies is a waste of everyone's time. There's a strong case to be made that, even with Russia juicing the deck, Donnie wouldn't be in the White House now without the millions of dollars worth of free media coverage he received from the networks in 2015-16. As a veteran of TV reality shows, Donnie knew exactly how to make sure he was constantly surrounded by cameras, microphones, and reporters, all waiting to make his next belch or fart the top story of the day.

In a perfect world, every second of media coverage devoted to The Big Orange Hemorrhoid would be used for truthful, critical analysis of his incompetence, corruption, and psychotic criminal behavior. Since that won't happen, the next best thing would be a total Donnie TV blackout. That would effectively starve him out, since he couldn't tolerate being totally ignored by television. And, since THAT won't happen, maybe we can finally reach a point where the only favorable TV coverage will be limited to Fox News, the official White House propaganda channel. The only people watching FNC are MAGA maggots who are already beyond redemption.

Do we REALLY need to see this shit on TV?

Thursday, July 5, 2018

One down, many more to go

In the bottomless ocean of shit that Donnie Disaster calls "his" government, it's hard to tell one turd from another. Still, one of them stands out: Scott Pruitt, the malignant tumor who's been destroying the EPA and creating a series of scandals. As of today, it looks like there's gonna be one less turd floating in the ocean.

The word is, Pruitt was forced to resign because he was getting more media attention and spotlight time than Big Orange Hemorrhoid himself.

Update: Here's the thing about Donnie's ocean of shit. Whenever one of the turds is fished out, there's always another one plopping in. The fresh turd may be bigger and smell worse than the old turd, so the ocean itself never changes much.

The Mr. Droopy Drawers of Fox News, old Brit Hume, has it all wrong. He confuses hating Republicans with hating America. In today's world, hating Republicans is an essential part of loving America. Worthless assholes like Hume and the M.A.G.A. maggots refuse to face the truth: Patriots who are loyal and cherish American values hate those scumbags.  


Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.