Saturday, March 16, 2024

Saturdazed Again

The best news of the week came yesterday, when Fani Willis was cleared by Judge McAfee for takeoff in the Fulton County RICO case.

I read a clip at one of the liberal webpages discussing the things Don Old Duhmp is good at, and concluding that he's a master con artist. I suspect his ability to fleece his followers out of their dough is at least as much about the incredible stupidity of MAGA Mental Defectives as any special skill of Duhmp's.

On the subject of mental defectives, Greg Abutt has managed to waste roughly $150,000,000 of Texas tax revenue on bus transportation expenses associated with his immigrant relocation stunt. If mental defectives weren't a voting majority in this shithole, Abutt would be looking for work now.

It seems like mentally-defective Americans resent the hell out of people who are intelligent and well-informed. They love the Waste of Shit because he doesn't ever make them feel inferior.

Friday, March 8, 2024

Joe at The SOTU Show

I didn't want to jinx the deal for Joe, so I didn't watch any of his State of the Union address to Congress last night. Things worked out just the way I hoped they would, and the media feedback on Joe's presentation includes descriptive terms like strong, aggressive, energetic, forceful, and effective. From the reports I've read, Joe was prepared to face off against any MAGA ass-wipes, like Empty Greene, who wanted to test his patience, and was nothing like the feeble, confused old geezer the pro-Porky Prick New York Times has been leading Americans to expect.

And MAGA? Hell, they finally had nothing. And predictably, Porky Prick isn't taking Joe's success well.

Thursday, March 7, 2024

When Ronny Met Donny

When he was the White House doctor, Ronny Jackson raved about Donny Dullard's amazing good health. Now he's Rep. Ronny of Texas. Those two things alone make him a useless asshole. But there are more reasons to despise him emerging.

Friday, March 1, 2024

Fried Hay Funnies (More Jordan)

Jared Kushner, while active in Dooky Don's so-called administration, made off with $2,000,000,000 from the Saudi government. Gym Gordan, who's obsessed with Hunter Biden, does not wish to think about anything Jared did.

The Justice Dept. has informed Loose Cannon that the notorious DOJ 60-day rule does not apply after indictments have been issued. More bad news for TSF.

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Crossing Over Jordan (Again)

Gym Jordan is definitely one of the ten rottenest MAGA Muppets in Congress, so anything exposing him is welcomed news. The latest reports are that Russian intelligence agents fed a lot of false information about financial crimes committed by Joe and Hunter Biden to an FBI informant named Alexander Smirnov, and that the bogus Russian accusations Smirnov then relayed to the FBI eventually became the "evidence" used by James Comer and Gym Jordan to justify their attempted impeachment of Joe for financial corruption (bribery).

Another note that interested me today: Donnie Dunce urgently wants Nikki Haley to officially withdraw from the race for the MAGA Moron nomination because (a) he can't afford to prolong a competitive campaign, and (b) Nikki has gotten very mean with her criticism of him. Dunce announced that anyone donating money to her campaign will be permanently banned from the MAGA camp. What a fucking tool.

Here's how much Dunce's threat to stop associating with them has discouraged Nikki's supporters: She's still bringing in significant campaign contributions since her supporters have had enough of Dunce's crap.

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Wet Saturdaze

After several days of pleasant weather, the sky has opened up and is dumping plenty of rain on us. The thunderstorms could be suitable Merrick Garland situation metaphors. Numerous liberals have criticized Garland for procrastination in getting Demented Dipshit investigations launched, particularly the 1/6 insurrection case, so he's been on shaky ground anyway. The current uproar (provoked by special counsel Robert Hur concerning Joe Biden's memory) suggests that Garland will be replaced in the second Biden term.

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.