Tuesday, October 11, 2016


They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The photographs below illustrate what she was referring to when Mrs Clinton mentioned a basket of deplorables. Agent Orange controls at least 99 percent of the American white trash vote.

Updated 12 October: There are women who attend Agent Orange's campaign events. Therefore, he concludes that he is popular among women voters.

It takes a particular kind of woman to be a conservative Republican voting for Trump.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

That's debatable.

The performance of the Republican candidate at tonight's debate would have been cringe-worthy if he'd been anyone other than Donald Trump. What would otherwise have been painfully embarrassing to watch was comical and deeply satisfying instead.

The big question now is "How do educated people rationalize their vote for this person?"

Thursday, September 22, 2016


They're often old, white, and uneducated, but they're always conservative. They represent between thirty and forty percent of the American electorate, which means they're too big to compromise, but too small to win. No wonder they're always pissed off, and no wonder they've managed to fuck up the country for the past 5 or 6 years.

Monday, September 12, 2016

It's hopeless.

According to her doctor, HRC has pneumonia but is recovering nicely. Unfortunately, there's no cure for the Cheese Doodle's condition.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

All they really want

Cheese Puff is living proof that what most Republican voters really want is a President who's as stupid as they are. Once we recognize that simple fact, everything else that's happening makes sense.

Republicans who are capable of experiencing embarrassment are probably looking at third party alternatives.

Thank god for the Internet. I can keep an eye on The Dump without actually watching his sorry ass on television.

Matt Lauer of NBC is to responsible journalism what Cheese Puff is to competent government. The so-called 'forum' was pretty much two show-biz wannabes jacking each other off for thirty minutes. I only needed to watch two minutes of Lauer's attempts to blindside HRC to recognize he's just another worthless airhead who should've been fired by the network within an hour after he went off the air.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Please, just shut up.

According to Kellyanne Conway, the reason her candidate is trailing Mrs. Clinton in public opinion polls is that people are embarrassed or ashamed to admit to another human being that they really plan to vote for Dump. He does much better in online polls when his fans aren't talking to another person.

This is more of Conway's bullshit. She's been squirting it out for years. But even if it was true, people refusing to admit they like him says a lot about how rotten Dump is.

Maybe Kellyanne should just zip it, once and for all.


Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.