Saturday, February 17, 2018

Did she know where that hand had been when she touched it?

Paraphrasing one I found @ DU: If thoughts and prayers really worked, Donnie Velveeta would already be in prison.

Another one that's circulating on the Internet.

Bulletin: It has been confirmed that Hillary Clinton met with a secret Russian agent during the 2016 presidential election campaign.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Hush Money

We should all have generous friends like Michael Cohen.

Here's a good one. One of the few women who've never been mauled by Donnie Dump poses with a portrait of Donnie as he personally imagines himself to be:

In his freakin' dreams

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Oh boy, a parade...

How much tax revenue are we gonna piss away on this fucking dog-and-pony show? I guess Donnie Potatoes wants to be like his godfather Vladimir.

Added Wednesday 2:26 PM  Donnie was thinking about this parade shit early last year, but nothing came of it. Supposedly, he got stoked up on the idea again after his  trip to France. God knows, when military supremacy comes up in conversation, the French are the first ones we think of.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Idle Thoughts

Bush 43, the guy I once believed would be the worst president ever, called Vladimir Putin by the nickname Pootie Poot. The current so-called precedent (sic) calls Putin "Your Majesty." That makes him a lot worse than W. So have we reached the bottom of the barrel yet, Republicans?

I keep a mental list of things that would make my day if they happened. For example, I would get a laugh out of seeing Donny Phatazz dragged from the White House by his hair and driven away in a Cadillac full of Russian Mafia thugs. Another hilarious thing would be Devin Nunes convicted of a felony and sentenced to 50 years in a federal pen.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

We need more of this.

Someone who speaks with authority on the subject just ripped the evangelunical Trumpettes a new hole. I'm glad to see it.

Daily Kos: A very good summary of the crimes involving the Golden Shithole. The obstruction IS the collusion.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

No Laughing Matter

It's tempting to compare what's happening in the United States today to the changes that occurred in Germany between 1929 and 1939, but on the surface, it seems like carrying an argument to ridiculous extremes.

On the other hand, when we look carefully at what the Republicans are up to, it's hard not to notice the similarities.

Donny Trumpery:  "I am not supposed to be doing the kind of things that I would love to be doing. And I am very frustrated by it."

He was talking about using the Justice Department to punish Hillary Clinton for crimes he imagines she committed.

Update 6:30 PM: Let's face facts here. Putin and Russia are gradually taking control of the United States, with no military invasion or shots being fired. And Republicans are making it possible. That makes them collaborators in my book.

Update 7:05 PM: The closer Mueller gets to a criminal case against Donnie, the more frantically Republicans try to divert the public's attention with crap like the secret memo. I know it's crap because (a) it's the work of Devin Nunes, who was a member of Donnie's transition team and is probably up to his eyebrows in crooked activity, and (b) Nunes won't allow access to any knowledgeable person who might confirm it's phony bullshit. More on this topic from Vox.


Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.