Sunday, December 10, 2017

Three out of ten

A recent poll shows that Nasty Man's job approval has dropped to 32 percent. Another current poll, a different one, shows that 31 percent of Americans still believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya. Those appear to be very similar results. Is it possible there's some correlation between them? It's obvious that at least 30 percent of the people in this country are hopelessly fucked up, so our challenge is finding a way to keep them from influencing national policy.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Roy and Russia

Here's a happy thought. Maybe Russia under Putin is a natural ally for American social conservatives and religious lunatics like Redneck Roy Moore.

If Redneck Roy is correct about the evil in America, he's dead wrong about who's responsible for it.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Shtore-bought teef?

When a speaker's denture adhesive fails in the middle of a speech, it would normally cause his listeners to be embarrassed for him, maybe even feel pity. But since the speaker in this case is The Nasty One, it's one more thing to ridicule.

Update 1:25 AM Friday: Maybe it wasn't denture slippage. The latest Internet speculation is that maybe The Nasty One had some kind of mini-stroke, or maybe he's just faking symptoms of a health breakdown to change the topic of conversation again. That's the one that sounds likeliest to me.

Monday, December 4, 2017

Geniuses at work

Mitch McConnell? Fucked up the Tax Freedom for Trump bill in the Senate? That can't be right, can it? I guess it can be.

Meanwhile, Donnie Doolittle's tendency to make self-incriminating statements verbally or on Twitter is the Internet topic of the day.

A mistake as teeny as Donald's weenie

Friday, December 1, 2017

Cancer Care

Every day, I reach a clearer realization that Donnie Dogshit's Tax Freedom for Billionaires plan is a personal threat with the potential to destroy my family.  

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.