Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Blake


The people elected by Texas Republicans to serve in Washington or Austin can almost always be described as "thirty feet of shit in a ten inch tube." This fat bucket of fuck is named Blake Farenthold, and he fits the description. Blake is a member of the Texas delegation in the U.S. House of Representatives, and he believes there are enough votes to impeach Barack Obama. Blake needs to stick to things he knows about, like the best places to buy jelly doughnuts.

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Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.