Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Shtore-bought teef?

When a speaker's denture adhesive fails in the middle of a speech, it would normally cause his listeners to be embarrassed for him, maybe even feel pity. But since the speaker in this case is The Nasty One, it's one more thing to ridicule.

Update 1:25 AM Friday: Maybe it wasn't denture slippage. The latest Internet speculation is that maybe The Nasty One had some kind of mini-stroke, or maybe he's just faking symptoms of a health breakdown to change the topic of conversation again. That's the one that sounds likeliest to me.

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