The Senate election in Alabama made Redneck Roy Moore a household name in places other than Alabama, and not in a good way. Redneck Roy still hasn't conceded because he wants to give God time to change the results. Sorry, Roy, but God told me to inform you He already decided to make Doug Jones the winner because frankly, you've been such an asshole for the last forty years, even He's sick of you. Now go home and get some sleep.
Speaking of assholes, there are Republicans who think Jones should represent Alabama by supporting the GOP policy agenda. People that fucked up shouldn't be allowed to hold elected office or make laws.
Update 1:40 PM Friday: If it weren't for the deliberate suppression of voter participation in Alabama, Doug Jones would've won in a blowout.
Speaking of assholes, there are Republicans who think Jones should represent Alabama by supporting the GOP policy agenda. People that fucked up shouldn't be allowed to hold elected office or make laws.
Update 1:40 PM Friday: If it weren't for the deliberate suppression of voter participation in Alabama, Doug Jones would've won in a blowout.
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