Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Usual Routine

One of many things we know about Ass Lube is that he's predictable, meaning he has very few tricks in his repertoire. We've seen this one repeatedly:

Ass Lube says or does something outrageous and disgusting, and it's widely reported.

Ass Lube: "Those accusations are lies, and I have proof which I'll make available soon."

Ass Lube's fans: "See, he's innocent. Damn liberal media."

The proof is never produced because it doesn't exist, but the trick works over and over again because Ass Lube's fans are fucking morons, just like he is.

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