Monday, July 17, 2017

Fools and Their Money

So-called precedent (sic) Donnie Fart Stink started campaigning for the 2020 election almost immediately after the "inauguration" ceremony. It seemed odd at the time, since he'd been in office such a short time, and was already unpopular with a majority of Americans.

We were soon informed that by officially campaigning, Fart Stink could legally collect huge amounts of cash donations from the brain-dead maggots who come to his events.

Why does a guy who claims to have immense wealth need more money? Well, now we know. Roughly half a million dollars of donor cash spent on legal fees already, and this dance has barely gotten underway.

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