Friday, February 17, 2017

New Day, New Scam

In this unstable environment, one thing's constant: As long as at least 30 percent of Americans are assholes, yahoos, rubes, morons, shitpokes, and general fuck-ups, Chip Dip will be rolling out fresh scams to separate them from their money.

His latest con game is the imaginatively-named Mainstream Media Accountability Survey, full of leading questions aimed at the natural resentment that rubes and yahoos experience when it comes to information sources other than AM talk radio and Fox News. Of course, each question is crafted to get the answer Chip Dip already knows he'll get. Then at the end, there's the obligatory "Send me money now so that I'll be able to fight for YOU against the unfair attacks on ME."

Turning his position as the so-called president into a profit opportunity is always at the top of Chip Dip's priority list.

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