Friday, February 24, 2017

Blackballed

The White House has decided that news organizations which are updating their reports on various investigations of Comrade Creamsicle will no longer be invited to listen to Sean Spicer's mind-numbing recitation of lies, falsehoods, fantasies, and undiluted horse shit. Among those who can't play with Spicer anymore are CNN, the New York Times, and the Associated Press.

Looking on the bright side, it seems like a number of the main players in the media universe will eventually be forced to stop reporting the so-called precedent's (sic) version of reality. They can then fill the empty space with real journalism and analysis. If I never smell another one of Sean Spicer's verbal turds, I'm good with that. Fuck him.

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