Thursday, July 28, 2016

A narrow path, but still a path~

The speculation is that HRC's acceptance speech at the DNC tonight won't compare favorably to the speeches delivered this week by Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, or even Joe Biden. The so-called liberal media types love to point out the ways that HRC sucks as a candidate.

So it should be easy for The Cheese Doodle to beat her, right? Well, here's his opening (from the article at the link):

"With the deck so stacked against Republicans, a Politico analysis concluded Trump will need about 70 percent of the white male vote to win the presidency.  

That's a figure unprecedented in the history of presidential elections. And it's 8 percent more than Romney got – running against a black man.  

That same poll showed Clinton beating Trump 47 percent to 37 percent among white voters with a bachelor's degree or more.  

All these number suggest Trump can win only if he captures between 80 and 90 percent of the under-educated white male vote.  

All of which explains exactly why Donald Trump says the things he does."

The Cheese Doodle is lucky. White men with a high school diploma or less are probably the easiest people in the world to jerk around with nothing more than a constant stream of outrageous bullshit.

Added 11:43 PM Thursday: The best line of the night, from HRC's acceptance speech, regarding the Cheese Doodle:

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man you can trust with nuclear weapons.”

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