Sunday, April 10, 2016

Edumication

Mary Lou Bruner is a candidate for the State Board of Education.

Instead of having states like Texas, Iowa, Mississippi, Utah or North Carolina compete for the permanent title of Worst Backwater Hellhole in America, I recommend we just let each one display the trophy for a month at a time on a rotating basis. In alphabetical order maybe.

No comments:

Post a Comment

KEY FACT

Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.