Monday, March 2, 2015

Bad Hair Days

This is Senator Rand Paul, who plans to become your next president in about 22 months. I have my doubts that'll ever happen. First, there's that ridiculous haircut that says I'm an asshole. Even with a new hairdo, Rand still has the baggage of his crazy old man. Then, he has to survive scrutiny under the media microscope. Sorry, Rand. The odds aren't in your favor.

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Dedicated to Jim Ferguson. If you don't know who Jim Ferguson is, you (a) haven't seen The Missouri Breaks, or (b) have an inadequate ability to fully assimilate movie trivia.