Mall thoughts

Random thoughts that crossed my mind during this afternoon's mall walk:

• At least 90 percent of women who shop at Victoria's Secret almost certainly live by the motto "We aim to please."

• The biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden should be taught in public schools as (a) history, or (b) science, or (c) both, or (d) neither. The correct answer is (d). If you chose (a) or (b), you should be living in South Carolina. If you answered (c), you should be a member of the South Carolina legislature.

• Ted Nugent calling Barack Obama or anyone else on earth a "subhuman mongrel" is a textbook example of supreme irony.