Thursday, December 6, 2012

Underachieving

The most recent calculation of the BNSR (Basic National Stupidity Rate) was 48.4 percent. According to BNSR rules, any Republican running for national office should be able to secure 48.4 percent of the popular vote. The final tallies haven't been recorded yet, but it's starting to look like Willard M. Romney not only lost in November, he couldn't even meet minimum performance standards. Epic fail.

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