People keep asking when we'll see the REAL Mitt Romney. There is no "real" Mitt Romney. There is no Mitt Romney period, for that matter. The motherfucker is entirely a figment of his own imagination.
Republicans know Romney is a worthless lying motherfucker; they don't care. They're voting against that n-----. Democrats know he's a worthless lying motherfucker, but they're voting for Obama. If we left things right there, I'd be willing to take my chances.
The problem is that about five percent of the people we allow to vote are detached from anything resembling political reality until a few weeks before the election, and even then their interest is superficial. That creates a problem, because a bunch of them have decided they like Moderate Manager Mitt, the grinning white guy seeking bipartisan solutions to economic problems. They'll vote for him even though that guy doesn't exist and never has. They don't have enough common sense to ask themselves: Was Willard lying then, or is he lying now?
Rummy was stuck at about 46 percent when he was running as a Tea Party social conservative. For all intents and purposes, the election was settled. Then the sleazy fuck unveiled the new Mitt 6.0 in the first debate, and things haven't been the same since. Most of the blame falls on Obama, who wasn't ready to take a bat and do a Joe Pesci on him when it could've nipped things in the bud.
I've had to sweat out two football games that were entirely too close for comfort, and it looks like the election will be the same. The Democrats need a Johnny Fuckin Football.
Republicans know Romney is a worthless lying motherfucker; they don't care. They're voting against that n-----. Democrats know he's a worthless lying motherfucker, but they're voting for Obama. If we left things right there, I'd be willing to take my chances.
The problem is that about five percent of the people we allow to vote are detached from anything resembling political reality until a few weeks before the election, and even then their interest is superficial. That creates a problem, because a bunch of them have decided they like Moderate Manager Mitt, the grinning white guy seeking bipartisan solutions to economic problems. They'll vote for him even though that guy doesn't exist and never has. They don't have enough common sense to ask themselves: Was Willard lying then, or is he lying now?
Rummy was stuck at about 46 percent when he was running as a Tea Party social conservative. For all intents and purposes, the election was settled. Then the sleazy fuck unveiled the new Mitt 6.0 in the first debate, and things haven't been the same since. Most of the blame falls on Obama, who wasn't ready to take a bat and do a Joe Pesci on him when it could've nipped things in the bud.
I've had to sweat out two football games that were entirely too close for comfort, and it looks like the election will be the same. The Democrats need a Johnny Fuckin Football.
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